In honor of friday the 13th, today is official HORROR MOVIE DAY

[VangelicSurgeon]

Holy shit dudes Piranha scared the SHIT out of me.

Nick I'm ready to talk Squirm when you are.

 

[goatschool]

one of you people has to have the FOX alien abduction dramatization from 3-4 years ago taped, or better yet ported over to VCD.

i need it.

 

[Baliset]

Originally posted by chupe666
Aw, hell yeah! I had cable in high school. That's the one where this guy kills all these prostitute wimmens to build a hooker, right? The uh, ahem, Frankenhooker?

well kill is an understatement as he feeds these prostitutes his speically designed "Super-Crack" which in turn makes them feel sick and then they blow up.

I mean i think he intended to just kill one hooker to decapitate and put his dead wife's head on to bring her back to life but instead he was in a room full of hooker pieces. I can't really blame him for creating his monstrosity. He as just playing the hand he was dealt.

 

[xfer]

haha Greg is totally a frankenhookermaker apologist.

 

[Baliset]

i was a regular fan of joe bob briggs drive in theater whih regulary showed classics such as this and also there was this one about a cult of chainsaw weidling prostitutes but i forget the title.

i miss the breast-o-meter which told you if it was going to be worth your while, as a teenager, to watch these pieces of crap and at least see some boobies.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"He was just playing the hand he was dealt."

greg that is, i believe, your finest work to date.

 

[xfer]

I think I mentioned this somewhere yesterday, but has anyone here seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (it's like #4: the New Generation or something) with Rene Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey? I think it was actually kinda good, mostly because the set design and mood were AWESOME, even if the plot was a little thin.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I TOTALLY forgot I wanted to see that!

 

[loudsilence]

 

[xfer]

Has anyone ever seen UNCLE SAM? I never have, but the box in the video store is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever seen.

 

[goatschool]

RAPTOR is a work of art.

Roger Corman's people took most of his previous CARNOSAUR series and cannibalized them to make this. with a sauropod at less than half it's predecessor's size.

RAPTOR features a laser-cage...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

whoah...laser cage!? I want one!!!

 

[goatschool]

alas, a not-so-quick jaunt to BEST BUY saw (william rebane's) GIANT SPIDER INVASION, GARDEN OF THE LIVING DEAD, and the deluxe JUNGLE HOLOCAUST take short rests in my palms before returning to their shelf-like cribs.

i hate money.

if anyone would like to travel to upstate NY this evening or next for a screening event, i will gladly return and purchase these items, no questions asked.

 

[chupe666]

 

[Baliset]

it still amazes me to no end that peter jackson has gone from dead alive to the lord of the rin gs and being nominated for oscars and shit.

 

[ezekiel]

piranhas aren't even deadly. that's just a myth.

 

[Nagle]

Chupe666's list is all my favorites minus the first two Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by ezekiel
piranhas aren't even deadly. that's just a myth.

dude they are MUTATED piranhas!!!!!

 

[xfer]

Yeah man, real pirahnas can't fly!