In honour of our wedding date:

this thread reminds me of friends who decide to live together and then rip out each others' spleens in an argument over which is more annoying- squeezing the toothpaste from the middle or leaving dishes in the sink
 
hey i didn't want to tell you this before but i secretly fed Samosa a can of Hormel chili when we were staying over so he would have the most horrendous gas/poops ever for the next five days.

but i guess you figured it out on your own!