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Originally posted by Mark
What cool SPAM have YOU received lately?;)

There was one quite interesting spam-mail I got some time ago, but I think I deleted it...

Nothing pervy or such, it was advertising mass e-mailings, and lists of e-mail addys on cd...

And one was supposedly some Nigerian dude asking for my help on transferring, I think it was something like 18 million USD, to my bank account to help him get the money out of the country...
I think it said quite straight it involved something pyramid schemes. Too bad, I could have use for 18 million bucks. :lol:
 
Originally posted by Eddy

And one was supposedly some Nigerian dude asking for my help on transferring, I think it was something like 18 million USD, to my bank account to help him get the money out of the country...
I think it said quite straight it involved something pyramid schemes. Too bad, I could have use for 18 million bucks. :lol:

Oh yeah, that's a notorious one :eek: They do it via snail mail to large companies as well! People have actually fallen for it, and one guy who had his bank account cleared out went to Nigeria to get his money back (a lot of money, I'm assuming) and wound up dead. Very fucked up.
 
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Please note that in my frustration, l contracted two refugee friends of mine to assist me in looking for a partner that could help me get over to Spain. So in case you get contacted by somebody else in this regard, please know that its one of my friends, and kindly disregard the contact. As l have decided to do it myself for privacy sake.

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