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Demonic Rapture said:
I think the most disappointing thing is when you open an e mail entitled *free teen porn* and it's goddamn spam. :(

Why would you want to increase the amount you ejaculate? Well, unless you had some posters to hang up and you ran out of thumb tacks.
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LMAO!!! Luckily, I always keep a big ball of blu tac in the house, so i'm not driven to the extreme measures you must have to use. :yuk:
 
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lol, just recieved another one:

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Wolfenmond said:
lol, just recieved another one:

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:lol:
They don't love you, they just want a green card. True, but some people are pretty dumb.
 
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What the fuck? I don't want to look and feel 20 years younger! Being a fetus is a one-time deal. No way in hell they're forcing me to grow up and go through puberty again.
 
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Must be my lucky day... :cool:
 
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btw... increasing in 600% your sperm production can lead to prostate cancer, as you can see in my thread "masturbation prevents prostate cancer"

After all, if the substances that are in the semen are cancerigene if they stay too long in the prostate, increasing their production so much is certainly a death penalty!!! :p
 
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