Intelligent Design
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At this point, I'd like to quote the brilliant speech Bill Maher gave about it:
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READ AND MEMORIZE:
"NEW RULE: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate, if one side is a load of crap.
Now, President Bush recently suggested that public schools should teach intelligent design, alongside the theory of evolution. Because, after all, evolution is quote, "just a theory." Then the President renewed his vow to drive the terrorists straight over the edge of the earth.
Now, here is what I don't get. President Bush is a brilliant scientist. He's the man who proved you can mix two parts booze with one part cocaine, and still fly a jet fighter. And yet... yet he just can't seem to accept that we descended from apes.
It just seems pathetic to be so insecure about your biological superiority, to a group of feces-flinging, rouge-buttocked monkeys, that you have to make up fairy tales. Like we came from Adam and Eve, and then cover stories for Adam and Eve like, intelligent design. Yeah, leaving the Earth in the hands of two naked teenagers. That's a real intelligent design.
I'm sorry, folks, but it may very well may be that life is just a series of random events. And that there is no... master plan. But enough about Iraq. Let me instead restate my thesis. There aren't necessarily two sides to every issue. If there were, the Republicans would have an opposition party.
And an opposition party would point out that even though there's a debate, in schools, and government, about this, there is no debate among scientists. Evolution... is supported by the entire scientific community. Intelligent design is supported by guys online to see "The Dukes of Hazzard."
And the reason there is no real debate, is that intelligent design isn't real science. It's the equivalent of saying that the thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, because it's a god. It's so willfully ignorant you might as well worship the U.S. Mail. It came again! Praise, Jesus!
No, stupidity isn't a form of knowing things. Thunder is high pressure air meeting low pressure air. It's not God bowling. Babies come from storks is not a competing school of thought... in medical school. We shouldn't teach both. The media shouldn't equate both. If Thomas Jefferson...
If Thomas Jefferson knew we were blurring the line this much between church and state, he would turn over in his slave. Now as for me, I believe in evolution and intelligent design. I think God designed us in his image, but I also think God is a monkey! God bless you and goodnight!"
(Bill Maher)
Bill maher is someone I'd marry TODAY.
love him!
READ AND MEMORIZE:
"NEW RULE: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate, if one side is a load of crap.
Now, President Bush recently suggested that public schools should teach intelligent design, alongside the theory of evolution. Because, after all, evolution is quote, "just a theory." Then the President renewed his vow to drive the terrorists straight over the edge of the earth.
Now, here is what I don't get. President Bush is a brilliant scientist. He's the man who proved you can mix two parts booze with one part cocaine, and still fly a jet fighter. And yet... yet he just can't seem to accept that we descended from apes.
It just seems pathetic to be so insecure about your biological superiority, to a group of feces-flinging, rouge-buttocked monkeys, that you have to make up fairy tales. Like we came from Adam and Eve, and then cover stories for Adam and Eve like, intelligent design. Yeah, leaving the Earth in the hands of two naked teenagers. That's a real intelligent design.
I'm sorry, folks, but it may very well may be that life is just a series of random events. And that there is no... master plan. But enough about Iraq. Let me instead restate my thesis. There aren't necessarily two sides to every issue. If there were, the Republicans would have an opposition party.
And an opposition party would point out that even though there's a debate, in schools, and government, about this, there is no debate among scientists. Evolution... is supported by the entire scientific community. Intelligent design is supported by guys online to see "The Dukes of Hazzard."
And the reason there is no real debate, is that intelligent design isn't real science. It's the equivalent of saying that the thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, because it's a god. It's so willfully ignorant you might as well worship the U.S. Mail. It came again! Praise, Jesus!
No, stupidity isn't a form of knowing things. Thunder is high pressure air meeting low pressure air. It's not God bowling. Babies come from storks is not a competing school of thought... in medical school. We shouldn't teach both. The media shouldn't equate both. If Thomas Jefferson...
If Thomas Jefferson knew we were blurring the line this much between church and state, he would turn over in his slave. Now as for me, I believe in evolution and intelligent design. I think God designed us in his image, but I also think God is a monkey! God bless you and goodnight!"
(Bill Maher)
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guitarguru777
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im just going to simply say this, cause of i say anymore id crash the forum it would be so long.....
You have the right to believe what you believe, you have the right not believe what you want. But forcing a STATE institution to teach a 1 sided issue becaue the president is a christian jackass is WRONG. Not everyone in these public and private schools are the same religion. Not all religions believe GOD is the answer, for some its Jesus, for other Mohammad.
LEAVE RELIGION IN THE CHURCH AND HOME WHERE IT BELONGS!!!
You have the right to believe what you believe, you have the right not believe what you want. But forcing a STATE institution to teach a 1 sided issue becaue the president is a christian jackass is WRONG. Not everyone in these public and private schools are the same religion. Not all religions believe GOD is the answer, for some its Jesus, for other Mohammad.
LEAVE RELIGION IN THE CHURCH AND HOME WHERE IT BELONGS!!!
derek
Grey Eminence
check my signature...thats my thoughts on it.
Dawkins wrote an article on this in the Guardian, must be on the net somewheres.
It's a retarded idea, and it basically has an agenda...which negates its claim to be scientific right off.
Dawkins wrote an article on this in the Guardian, must be on the net somewheres.
It's a retarded idea, and it basically has an agenda...which negates its claim to be scientific right off.
faith is good. religion is not bad. people that makes the rules inside the religion are sacrilegious, hypocritic bastards.
we all should have stayed pagan. the vikings had it right. the romans had it right, the greek had it right... but jesus had to come and fuck it all up.. though, today's christianity isn't jesus' christianity. it's a made up religion cut together from pagan beliefs, symbols, gods and worhips.
intelligent design... creationism.. HAH!
i feel sorry for people that are being such assholes about science and NATURE that they make shit up just to cover their stupidity and lack of knowledge.
apart of that, i realy have a thing against your everyday american religious fanatic, that is so boxed into his own world that everything outside of it is satanic.
how could pagans be satanic, IF THEY ARENT EVEN CHRISTIAN YOU DOUCHE??????????
maybe a bit OT, but people with no brains piss me off. and someone should put a bullet in bushs' head. PRONTO
oh.. and if church condemns science so much... let me take your 40" tv please Mr pope. i'll also take your car, helicopter, security cameras, electricity and leave you with a horse cart, candles (which you will make yourself) and some wood so you can boil water (in a bronze pot that you made yourself) and then i want to hear something from you, you stupid FUCK
we all should have stayed pagan. the vikings had it right. the romans had it right, the greek had it right... but jesus had to come and fuck it all up.. though, today's christianity isn't jesus' christianity. it's a made up religion cut together from pagan beliefs, symbols, gods and worhips.
intelligent design... creationism.. HAH!
i feel sorry for people that are being such assholes about science and NATURE that they make shit up just to cover their stupidity and lack of knowledge.
apart of that, i realy have a thing against your everyday american religious fanatic, that is so boxed into his own world that everything outside of it is satanic.
how could pagans be satanic, IF THEY ARENT EVEN CHRISTIAN YOU DOUCHE??????????
maybe a bit OT, but people with no brains piss me off. and someone should put a bullet in bushs' head. PRONTO
oh.. and if church condemns science so much... let me take your 40" tv please Mr pope. i'll also take your car, helicopter, security cameras, electricity and leave you with a horse cart, candles (which you will make yourself) and some wood so you can boil water (in a bronze pot that you made yourself) and then i want to hear something from you, you stupid FUCK
guitarguru777
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Yea and we should all have stayed in the dark ages too and not have used electricity .... If you can even define pagan id be impressed ... WITHOUT USING A DICTIONARY DEFINITION....
I am a PAGAN and there is nothing special about it. I DO Believe theres a GOD all be it not he same ones as the christians believe in. I just dont have FAITH. Big difference
I am a PAGAN and there is nothing special about it. I DO Believe theres a GOD all be it not he same ones as the christians believe in. I just dont have FAITH. Big difference
so you say christianity = progress?? no, it doesnt. christianity as a religion, still maintains the same view on everything as they did some 2k years ago. if there is anything outdated, it's christianity and other like religions. so stop puting words in my mouth tou twit.guitarguru777 said:
i have said that christianity views progress of nature (evolution), science and progress of humanity as wrong, acts of satan and other bullshit. so, if their views are like that, they should have NO benefits of the last 2000 years. let the fuckers live like they did then.
you're as pagan as my pet cat. you are talking about atheism.. and not a realy pure form at that. PAGANISM is worshiping multiple gods (take the old greek for example.. athen, aphrodite, zeus, poseidon.. all gods) as oposed to ONE god (and lots of saints, which in term were copied from paganism, so it was easier to adapt)
egyptians were pagans. they did worship their current faraoh as a god, but they had Ra, Amon (who is the egyptian god of fertility... the horned one.. christianity turned him into satan. and declared sex (what's more wonderful than that??) as sin), Osiris etc etc
they did 'barbaric' (in lack of a better term) acts such as sacrifices (not all the time and not everybody and it didnt always involve killing) to please their gods, but you think christianity is innocent???? what about the crusade wars? the spanish inquisition? witch hunts? if there is a barbaric organisation it's christianity, so dont fucking go and lecture me about this ok.
like i said. faith is good. believe what you want to believe, just keep it out of my vicinity and be factual about it. know ALL the aspects, history, good and bad sides of your religion before you go spewing out facts about it.
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Like someone said, ID is Creationism without 'God", but he is implicitly implied. Also, claims that it is science is bullshit, because all science is testable, id is clearly not.
Religion is a cancer killing man, indoctrinate your kids now, because they aren't malleable at all, are they?
Religion is a cancer killing man, indoctrinate your kids now, because they aren't malleable at all, are they?
Seasons_Of_Destruction
I'm a dad now.
they turn the inside out! The way out is the way in... Therefor, Discuss.
derek
Grey Eminence
sure... on what subject?Final_Product said:Can't we just bad-mouth christians for a while longer?
celibacy?
back to the holy wars?
or them spewing out bullshit left and right?
