- Dec 10, 2003
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Do you need some atmospheric filler to slap on those 15 hand-numbered copies of your self-released CD-R mini album for your Burzum clone black metal project? Do you feel the need to profess to the world your love for RPGs released on obsolete 16 bit consoles? Well boy have I got some shit for you my friend. That's right, I've got INTROS! I've got all kinds of shit for all kinds of needs. I've got intros so spooky they'll fucking put Trey Azagthoth's keyboard antics to shame. I've got fucking acoustic guitar intros with synthesized flutes that'll satisfy your national socialist desires better than a fucking homoerotic romp through Viking reenactments with bald Russian men. What was that I heard? Did you say you needed some fucking battle sounds? Well I've got that shit too my friend. I've also got wind, rain, a guy walking through a forest. I've even got fucking owl sounds and shit!
So what are you waiting for? These babies are going fast so get your intros today and become an underground legend, GUARANTEED.
So what are you waiting for? These babies are going fast so get your intros today and become an underground legend, GUARANTEED.
