LICKS FOR SALE

Cythraul

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Dec 10, 2003
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Do you feel the overwhelming urge to melt motherfucking faces with your guitar? Do you need some blazing, supersonic licks spawned straight from the dick of fucking Satan? Well worry no more my friends. I have just what you're looking for. That's right, I have FACE MELTING LICKS OF STEEL.* I have so many goddamn badass licks they're literally shooting out of my ASS every second! I've got motherfucking frilly shirt neoclassical arpeggios, FUCKING harmonic minor scale runs of death at 3000 bpm, and twelve fucking octopus handed tapping SHIT that will make Reb Beach wet his leather chaps. I guarantee these goddamn licks will make you look REALLY COOL in front of EVERYBODY when you play them at Guitar Center.

These babies start at $15 a piece so get your licks NOW!

* I assume no responsibility for any melted faces incurred as a result of playing my licks. Play these licks at your own risk.

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