Ali, you deleted my insolent negars thread when I was about to post an update!!!
So I'll just use this thread to push my agenda of apartheid.
I made a trek to the video store today in search of Rescue Me Season 2. To my chagrin they were all out at the first rental locale, so I moseyed on over to the next closest Blockbuster videotorium. Upon my arrival, I noticed a musky scent of Mogadishun blended baboon deodorizer that would make Rachel Specter of RGX body spray fame, grimace like Profanity at a vegan bistro. Well all was still well at the moment, as I proceeded to the aisle marked "Television". Hazaar I'm in luck! I pick up Season 2 disc 1 of both Rescue Me and The Shield. The latter of which would have been an appropriate weapon to thwart off the insolent disposition of the dung hurling herald of Hippotania who attended me. I as pleasant as the most civil of aristocrats, hand over my blockbuster card and await for the transaction to swiftly conclude. Low and behold this Bonobo bobo has the audacity to serve me in the most indifferent manner a man ape could muster. I bid the mongrel adieu and venture off in to the sunset with my discs of entertainment in hand. But mind you, not with the same child like innocence in which I had entered 4 minutes prior!!! Good God! This free black acted as if I had delivered the message on a white pony that King Kong is make believe.
Negar negar negar, who demands reparations for the pain and suffering of ancestral simians who felt the crack of Uncle Otis' whip. Are your claims not of the same valuation as mine? I, whose Great Great Grandfather served in the union forces to liberate you from the shackles of shame?!?! I myself, demand reparations of everlasting gratitude for my Great Grandfather Sir Reginald emancipating you with his musket of machismo, as your forefathers sat on a hill side picking gnats out of their gums. I demand reparational respect paid in full via colgate smiles showered upon me, illuminated in contrast to the blackened backdrop that canvases your bones.
Negar negar negar, pick gnats no more, you're free!!! Knock that chip off your shoulder and join me! For you are man! For you are my brother! United as one, we will build upon this charred earth a new beginning of solidarity through new found servitude. Forevermore!
