Is there a documentary or video biography on the band mayhem?

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This band's life story is a untold horror movie! I heard they made it on vh1's top 100 metal moments at like 60 something. Somebody needs to make a film on these fucks lol. Boil 2 lbs of Dead asada with potato's and carrots, simmer and serve! Killing homosexuals, burning churches, walking around with deceased fowl and hamsters, killing one another over the fact that you feel less "evil" than your counterpart! Wtf! This has hollywood written all over it! :cool:
 
Don't forget that they forgot to mention that when Euronymous and Hellhammer found Death dead in the cabin from shooting himself in the head, not only did Euronymous take a piece of his skull, he also took pictures, which ended up being the album cover for "Dawn of the Black Hearts" or something like that...

I'm not big on a lot of the BM that was going on at that time, but I am fascinated by the bands themselves and the people in them...I've read just about every interview with Grishnackh (Varg Vikernes - the one who killes Euro)...he's a pretty radical dude, some very extreme views...makes for interesting reading...

I'd by the documentary in a heartbeat...

Now I'll probably get flamed by some supposed "tr00" who claims I got some obscure fact wrong or that this is all old news or for not being a real fan of BM or some shit like that...
 
This is really quite old news and I think most people are sick of talking about it now. For the uninitiated it is quite interesting though, I guess.
 
Speaking of Mayhem, I saw a kid on cops wearing a Mayhem shirt get arrested for attempting assault on two random people with a knife haha

I just thought that was funny and had to mention it.
 
Darkness Eternal said:
I was replying to AllWithinMyFaggotry.

Stfu! What was i snorting? Your sister's granulated gender juices you fucking queer! Darkness eternal is what i call her chapped asshole! Who the fuck do you think your talking to little boy? I'm the king of swing and my septor hangs low! K-Unit? What the fuck is that? Some yiddish alliance? K stands for Kike and unit stands for something in which you lack downstairs! I fucking hate kikenshmikers like yourself! Go choke on a motzah ball and get off my board! As far as guardian of truancy goes...Did the volvo break down? You couldnt make it to school today? Stop acting like you have a stomach ache so you can cut class and be online you typing terrorist! All you fucks on here hate me for what reason? Because the opinions i express differ to yours? I was simply making a post of some interest. I shouldve gone the safe route and posted another "Now Playing" Thread! Those sure are fun :sarcasm: You fucking limbecks need to get off my back, put down the cheese puffs, discontinue your quests in surpassings Profanity's post count, and go out and get yourselves a girlfriend. You lonely limp-wristed liberal-minded poster-child's for celebacy! Fuck off and die. (Well in your cases...Death would be an improvement)
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
I was simply making a post of some interest.
The subject ceased to be interesting quite some time ago. You could have easily searched older threads and done some reading of your own.
 
J. said:
The better question would be: Why were you watching VH1?


I would have to answer that by saying I was watching VH1 to watch that show in particular...some of it was pretty fucking funny...especially the parts on Mayhem and Gorgorath...
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
Stfu! What was i snorting? Your sister's granulated gender juices you fucking queer! Darkness eternal is what i call her chapped asshole! Who the fuck do you think your talking to little boy? I'm the king of swing and my septor hangs low! K-Unit? What the fuck is that? Some yiddish alliance? K stands for Kike and unit stands for something in which you lack downstairs! I fucking hate kikenshmikers like yourself! Go choke on a motzah ball and get off my board! As far as guardian of truancy goes...Did the volvo break down? You couldnt make it to school today? Stop acting like you have a stomach ache so you can cut class and be online you typing terrorist! All you fucks on here hate me for what reason? Because the opinions i express differ to yours? I was simply making a post of some interest. I shouldve gone the safe route and posted another "Now Playing" Thread! Those sure are fun :sarcasm: You fucking limbecks need to get off my back, put down the cheese puffs, discontinue your quests in surpassings Profanity's post count, and go out and get yourselves a girlfriend. You lonely limp-wristed liberal-minded poster-child's for celebacy! Fuck off and die. (Well in your cases...Death would be an improvement)

The more AllWithinMyMonster posts, the more I like and respect him...classic retalliation...
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
...put down the cheese puffs, discontinue your quests in surpassings Profanity's post count, and go out and get yourselves a girlfriend.
This coming from a girl that watches VH1.
 
J. said:
The subject ceased to be interesting quite some time ago. You could have easily searched older threads and done some reading of your own.

I don't remember anyone being forced to come in this thread and participate in the discussion. Your statement that this subject ceased to be interesting to you and others some time ago - I'll take that as implying that anyone who is still interested in it is obviously a newbie of some sort - I guess I'm not cool or some stupid shit like that. Big fucking deal - I'm not here to win anyone's fucking approval. I already did do some fucking reading on my own...and I had no idea that there is a rule stating that if an earlier thread covered a subject then we aren't allowed to start or participate in another one about the same subject. I guess I'm just that much more not cool. Woe is me and what the fuck will I ever do...boo-fucking-hoo.
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
Stfu! What was i snorting? Your sister's granulated gender juices you fucking queer! Darkness eternal is what i call her chapped asshole! Who the fuck do you think your talking to little boy? I'm the king of swing and my septor hangs low! K-Unit? What the fuck is that? Some yiddish alliance? K stands for Kike and unit stands for something in which you lack downstairs! I fucking hate kikenshmikers like yourself! Go choke on a motzah ball and get off my board! As far as guardian of truancy goes...Did the volvo break down? You couldnt make it to school today? Stop acting like you have a stomach ache so you can cut class and be online you typing terrorist! All you fucks on here hate me for what reason? Because the opinions i express differ to yours? I was simply making a post of some interest. I shouldve gone the safe route and posted another "Now Playing" Thread! Those sure are fun :sarcasm: You fucking limbecks need to get off my back, put down the cheese puffs, discontinue your quests in surpassings Profanity's post count, and go out and get yourselves a girlfriend. You lonely limp-wristed liberal-minded poster-child's for celebacy! Fuck off and die. (Well in your cases...Death would be an improvement)


I read this post 5 minutes ago, and I still can't stop laughing :lol:
 
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AllWithinMyMonster said:
As far as guardian of truancy goes...Did the volvo break down? You couldnt make it to school today? Stop acting like you have a stomach ache so you can cut class and be online you typing terrorist!

Eh? I haven't even posted in this thread you fucking yokel. For the record though, you are a silly bender. Your retorts are not only immature but for the most part incoherent.