Is there a documentary or video biography on the band mayhem?

AllWithinMyMonster said:
J you linkin park loving lilly livered limbeck! Your one step closer to the edge aren't ye you chester idolizing insignificant spec of webspace! Does insulting me for no apparent reason make all of you feel more tr00?
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That's a little better, but still not good enough. Put down the twinkies and really try this time.

I'm a fucking metal fan with class!
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Yes, it was rather classy when you first joined UM and did nothing but bash Opeth (can't say I blame you) and praise Metallica, and then within a few months, you're a full-fledged Opeth fanboy. Now that's class.
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
I might just leave these boards and never come back!
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Oh, you mean like last time when you got insulted by your superiors for being a rube, and you got all whingy and upset?

I won't be getting my hopes up again.
 
Guardian of Darkness said:
You're nowhere near as annoying. The gayest thing I've seen you do is express respect for AllWithinMyMonster.
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That's all fine and dandy...so to clarify - the guy has made some valid fucking points that I happen to agree with and he's never fucked with me for no reason...hence my expressing respect for him. He's also backed me up when assholes have started being stupid in other threads - and I remember shit like that. I will say however, that I don't advocate threatening anyone with physical violence, on the web or otherwise - it's not my style, as well as a lot of the other bullshit being spewed all over the place. I don't know what kind of history you all have with each other, but it seems pretty fucking heated...and I have nothing to do with that. I just get pissed of when people take potshots at me for now reason whatsoever...I should let it roll off my back but I don't - that's just how I am. I don't go out of my way to start shit, and people feel the need to start dropping comments implying this or that or the other thing - that's where I'm coming from. I honestly don't come here to get into stupid pissing contests...that's an unwinnable game...
 
this thread is the reason i lurk on message boards at work. some 115 lb mamas boy in seattle cant take the cutting criticism of some 112 lb goth kid in pennsylvania, they threaten to kick each others arses in various anatomically impossible ways and come up with as many combinations of 4 letter words as is humanly possible. it blows over. round 2 in a couple days. this is so much better than tv.
 
MURAI said:
Allwithinmymonster's insults are so almost Maddox brutal and makes people want to break out in tears.
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His insults are straight out of 5th grade. In other words, lame.
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
I don't even own cable you fucking self-deluded troll. I'd love to see all you fucks face to face. You'd all whimper off into the sunset on your skateboards! But since it's online your a typing terrorist. A real manly man! Take your teen angst somewhere else. I seen the vh-1 results on a metal newsboard you silly twit! J you linkin park loving lilly livered limbeck! Your one step closer to the edge aren't ye you chester idolizing insignificant spec of webspace! Does insulting me for no apparent reason make all of you feel more tr00? I'm a fucking metal fan with class! I knew of this mayhem debacle long ago, but was curious to fucking see if it was actually documented on tape somewhere. But low and behold this board never seizes to amaze me! Living up to the phrase (General "Dick"ussion) assholes like Dickness Eternal put their noses in the air as they're not interested in discussing such a topic! If you're not interested then move fucking forward you dullard! You dont see me commenting on every fucking single post on the entire site of UM? You fucks must come from broken homes. That's why you all have such an express hatred for society. Why do you hate society? Not because society is a cesspool of shit. But because you dont have a place in the cesspool! You all want to fit in. You want to be accepted! You lack the wet and warm feel of a mother's kiss, the satisfying esteem of a father's approval. You are all basically orphans of the soul. And what better way to feel a sense of belonging but with your kind. The friends of the friendless. Peers via an Internet Provider! When you all die what will be buried? Your bodies? Or your computers? What will you take with you? You silly fucks who base your entire identity on your screennames and post counts! I hope you all live piss poor lives! It would be oh so fitting. Just like Chuck Schuldiner said "Support Music not rumors" He hated all you little fucks who'd just go on the internet and insult bands and each other without having any knowledge to back it! Insulting people you dont even know. If you knew me you'd fucking cower you pussies. I'd feast on your fear as you cradled the emptyness of your shattered souls! You fucking pussies you;ve ignited my hate! This inferno will not go extinguished! Now Fuck off!
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Say it with me: Paragraphs are your friend.
 
oneshotendsthiswar said:
this thread is the reason i lurk on message boards at work. some 115 lb mamas boy in seattle cant take the cutting criticism of some 112 lb goth kid in pennsylvania, they threaten to kick each others arses in various anatomically impossible ways and come up with as many combinations of 4 letter words as is humanly possible. it blows over. round 2 in a couple days. this is so much better than tv.
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I will admit that the ass-kicking threats are becoming entertaining to read...but then again - there are a shitload of "heros" online...
 
I havent threatened to kick anyone's ass. It wouldn't even get that far as I'd be witnessing nothing other than the yellow stripe that runs down your backs (which also match the shades of your teeth) as you all run away in sheer terror. You fucking pussies arent about shit. If a band threw a severed pig head at any one of you you'd run for the exit fearing that your mother was decapitated and desecrated. You fatfucks need to go watch the movie "Supersize" and realize what your doing to your arteries! Hopefully my insults are making you break out in cold sweats which will result in burned calories! One can only hope that something good will come from this post gone array. And if my banter along with the physical exertion it takes for your fat pudgy fingers to strike the keys of the keyboard in retaliation is enough of a fat burning form of calisthenics to slim down your rotund bread-baskets. Then you should not be insulting me, but Thanking me!

This mainly goes out to you guardian of grated cheese. I've seen your pics. And ummm...Jarrod from Subway sends his regards.
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
I havent threatened to kick anyone's ass. It wouldn't even get that far as I'd be witnessing nothing other than the yellow stripe that runs down your backs (which also match the shades of your teeth) as you all run away in sheer terror.
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I just pissed my pants laughing!

You fatfucks need to go watch the movie "Supersize" and realize what your doing to your arteries! Hopefully my insults are making you break out in cold sweats which will result in burned calories!
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I saw that movie (it's called Super Size Me BTW) and it only made me hungry.

I have not seen any of "guardian of grated cheese's" pics.
 
AllWithinMyMonster said:
I havent threatened to kick anyone's ass. It wouldn't even get that far as I'd be witnessing nothing other than the yellow stripe that runs down your backs (which also match the shades of your teeth) as you all run away in sheer terror. You fucking pussies arent about shit. If a band threw a severed pig head at any one of you you'd run for the exit fearing that your mother was decapitated and desecrated. You fatfucks need to go watch the movie "Supersize" and realize what your doing to your arteries! Hopefully my insults are making you break out in cold sweats which will result in burned calories! One can only hope that something good will come from this post gone array. And if my banter along with the physical exertion it takes for your fat pudgy fingers to strike the keys of the keyboard in retaliation is enough of a fat burning form of calisthenics to slim down your rotund bread-baskets. Then you should not be insulting me, but Thanking me!

This mainly goes out to you guardian of grated cheese. I've seen your pics. And ummm...Jarrod from Subway sends his regards.
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if thats you in the center of that pic in your signature i seriously doubt youre qualified for the talking youre doing pal. if youre so above this then leave, the rest of us dont take a message board insult that seriously.

on the other hand, like i said this is quality entertainment so feel free to hang around. whichever.
 
My signature pic stems from the thread based on the band "fallhard". They're known for the most brutal death dance in the mid-west! And by that pic I do believe them. Anyhow I'm leaving this forum for good! This shit is so fucking pointless. I'm above belittling teenage angst filled fecal foragers on a message board which isn't worth it's weight in piss! So to all my friends out there I bid you farewell. To all the kid's who can't get enough of me...There's always the search function to look at my past posts and reminisce! To Guardian of Darkness, don't worry with time the weight will fall off! Goodbye
 
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