Is there a documentary or video biography on the band mayhem?

[no country for old wainds]

LEAVE ALLWITHINMYMONSTER ALONE YOU STUPID CANDYASS DINGLEBERIES. YOU SOFTCORE STINKFACED GUSCRACKERS BETTER WATCH YOURSELVES CUZ I'M MAD. YOU ALL GO ON THIS SITE AND TALK CRAP ABOUT ONE ANOTHER AND CUSE AND MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER THINKING YOUR COOL AND EVERYTHING. WELL LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. IF YOU WERE not sitting in front of the computer talking about how you wanna screw each other's mother and father and dog, you'd be intimidated beyond your imagination. you guys suck the sweat off of cow balls, and then ask for seconds. who am i you ask i'm chris p lettoose? you better understand something. there's a new unit in town bitches and prags all within my monster + chris p lettoose = allwithinmychrispletoosealliance. so you better behave youselves you shnookfaces sons of bitches. you candy ass cumdrinkin faggots, who proably jerk off thinking about heavy metal bands ramming guitars up yourass. yeah you'd like a stratocaster poking your crack wouldn't ya, ya fuckin losers. I hope you get raped by a handful of negroids. you mothers are so fat you got more chins than a hong-kong phone book, so shut your fucking face uncle fucker. you stupid scum bag cum junkies.

I can't recall ever reading a post that caused me to fall of my chair in laughter before. Nice work.

But seriously, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your hXc possé, AWMM.

 

[DE]

I'm with you there...FUCKING CLASSIC!!!

No, as in laughing AT him because he's a moronic dolt.

 

[USMC0341]

I can't recall ever reading a post that caused me to fall of my chair in laughter before. Nice work.

But seriously, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your hXc possé, AWMM.

Classic rant...CLASSIC I SAY!!!!

 

[J.]

Nice fake account. Real original.

 

[USMC0341]

Still classic...anything that makes me laugh that hard is good to go in my book...

 

[DE]

I think USMC0341 is the master of what's technically termed "Completely Missing the Point".

 

[J.]

Amused easily, aren't we?

 

[Reign in Acai]

J. what the fuck is your problem? Other than the fact that you can't spell your name without using an abbreviated form? I'm assuming J. stands for Jew? You're the missing link In K-Unit you heeby beeby! I fucking hate all you fucks! Except a few cool people that post reasonable shit like USMC, Anonymousnick, Sunlapse, Goscram, Edgecrusher, and so forth. I have no anomosity toward you my brothers. In a perfect online world that's all this message board would be comprised of. But unfortunately we are riddled with metal-momma's boys like Guardian of Dystrophy. You lack 1 chromosome for a full set you full fledge fudgepacker! Salute the flag of your native homeland of dol gaydur! I brought you into this conversation because you insulted me on another thread for no apparent reason! My rants are immature? Oh i'm so sorry Mr. Mensa! You're so above this. Seeing as though you start this shit then you must enjoy it. You woke up a sleeping giant motherfuckers. You wanted peace?!?! This board will now be as peaceful as the gaza strip! And when I say Gaza strip i'm not referring to the trail of pubic hair stemming down from Darkness Eternal's sisters fat rolls!

 

[USMC0341]

I think USMC0341 is the master of what's technically termed "Completely Missing the Point".

Gee...thanks for pointing that out for my completely ignorant self...I really appreciate it. Slam away if it makes you feel any better...I really couldn't give 2 shits...

 

[USMC0341]

Amused easily, aren't we?

Yes...very easily amused, oh Highly-Exhalted-Dark-Master-of the Deadly-Insult. You must have gone to fucking college being that clever...

 

[J.]

J. what the fuck is your problem? Other than the fact that you can't spell your name without using an abbreviated form? I'm assuming J. stands for Jew? You're the missing link In K-Unit you heeby beeby!

Surely you can do better than that. Or are you being distracted from watching VH1?

 

[J.]

Yes...very easily amused, oh Highly-Exhalted-Dark-Master-of the Deadly-Insult. You must have gone to fucking college being that clever...

It wasn't an insult. It was a question. Notice the question mark at the end of the sentence.

 

[USMC0341]

It wasn't an insult. It was a question. Notice the question mark at the end of the sentence.

Oh, right...you weren't being sarcastic at all...please forgive me for reading too much into that one...so that was a bona-fide question?

 

[no country for old wainds]

J. what the fuck is your problem? Other than the fact that you can't spell your name without using an abbreviated form? I'm assuming J. stands for Jew? You're the missing link In K-Unit you heeby beeby! I fucking hate all you fucks! Except a few cool people that post reasonable shit like USMC, Anonymousnick, Sunlapse, Goscram, Edgecrusher, and so forth. I have no anomosity toward you my brothers. In a perfect online world that's all this message board would be comprised of. But unfortunately we are riddled with metal-momma's boys like Guardian of Dystrophy. You lack 1 chromosome for a full set you full fledge fudgepacker! Salute the flag of your native homeland of dol gaydur! I brought you into this conversation because you insulted me on another thread for no apparent reason! My rants are immature? Oh i'm so sorry Mr. Mensa! You're so above this. Seeing as though you start this shit then you must enjoy it. You woke up a sleeping giant motherfuckers. You wanted peace?!?! This board will now be as peaceful as the gaza strip! And when I say Gaza strip i'm not referring to the trail of pubic hair stemming down from Darkness Eternal's sisters fat rolls!

Two things:
1. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=paragraph
2.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I don't even own cable you fucking self-deluded troll. I'd love to see all you fucks face to face. You'd all whimper off into the sunset on your skateboards! But since it's online your a typing terrorist. A real manly man! Take your teen angst somewhere else. I seen the vh-1 results on a metal newsboard you silly twit! J you linkin park loving lilly livered limbeck! Your one step closer to the edge aren't ye you chester idolizing insignificant spec of webspace! Does insulting me for no apparent reason make all of you feel more tr00? I'm a fucking metal fan with class! I knew of this mayhem debacle long ago, but was curious to fucking see if it was actually documented on tape somewhere. But low and behold this board never seizes to amaze me! Living up to the phrase (General "Dick"ussion) assholes like Dickness Eternal put their noses in the air as they're not interested in discussing such a topic! If you're not interested then move fucking forward you dullard! You dont see me commenting on every fucking single post on the entire site of UM? You fucks must come from broken homes. That's why you all have such an express hatred for society. Why do you hate society? Not because society is a cesspool of shit. But because you dont have a place in the cesspool! You all want to fit in. You want to be accepted! You lack the wet and warm feel of a mother's kiss, the satisfying esteem of a father's approval. You are all basically orphans of the soul. And what better way to feel a sense of belonging but with your kind. The friends of the friendless. Peers via an Internet Provider! When you all die what will be buried? Your bodies? Or your computers? What will you take with you? You silly fucks who base your entire identity on your screennames and post counts! I hope you all live piss poor lives! It would be oh so fitting. Just like Chuck Schuldiner said "Support Music not rumors" He hated all you little fucks who'd just go on the internet and insult bands and each other without having any knowledge to back it! Insulting people you dont even know. If you knew me you'd fucking cower you pussies. I'd feast on your fear as you cradled the emptyness of your shattered souls! You fucking pussies you;ve ignited my hate! This inferno will not go extinguished! Now Fuck off!

 

[USMC0341]

I don't even own cable you fucking self-deluded troll. I'd love to see all you fucks face to face. You'd all whimper off into the sunset on your skateboards! But since it's online your a typing terrorist. A real manly man! Take your teen angst somewhere else. I seen the vh-1 results on a metal newsboard you silly twit! J you linkin park loving lilly livered limbeck! Your one step closer to the edge aren't ye you chester idolizing insignificant spec of webspace! Does insulting me for no apparent reason make all of you feel more tr00? I'm a fucking metal fan with class! I knew of this mayhem debacle long ago, but was curious to fucking see if it was actually documented on tape somewhere. But low and behold this board never seizes to amaze me! Living up to the phrase (General "Dick"ussion) assholes like Dickness Eternal put their noses in the air as they're not interested in discussing such a topic! If you're not interested then move fucking forward you dullard! You dont see me commenting on every fucking single post on the entire site of UM? You fucks must come from broken homes. That's why you all have such an express hatred for society. Why do you hate society? Not because society is a cesspool of shit. But because you dont have a place in the cesspool! You all want to fit in. You want to be accepted! You lack the wet and warm feel of a mother's kiss, the satisfying esteem of a father's approval. You are all basically orphans of the soul. And what better way to feel a sense of belonging but with your kind. The friends of the friendless. Peers via an Internet Provider! When you all die what will be buried? Your bodies? Or your computers? What will you take with you? You silly fucks who base your entire identity on your screennames and post counts! I hope you all live piss poor lives! It would be oh so fitting. Just like Chuck Schuldiner said "Support Music not rumors" He hated all you little fucks who'd just go on the internet and insult bands and each other without having any knowledge to back it! Insulting people you dont even know. If you knew me you'd fucking cower you pussies. I'd feast on your fear as you cradled the emptyness of your shattered souls! You fucking pussies you;ve ignited my hate! This inferno will not go extinguished! Now Fuck off!

And to think...this fucking thread started out with me replying to you about the Mayhem piece that VH-1 ran and whether there was a documentary out or not...30+ posts later and and now look at it...

 

[polarity]

I love his logic that anyone who is capable of making coherent, intelligent posts on a forum must be an internet nerd.

Oh, and bye the way, AWMM, "I could kick your ass in real life" is always the battlecry of those who can't hold their own in intellectual discussion.

 

[no country for old wainds]

You lack the wet and warm feel of a mother's kiss

You're actually quite the weirdo.

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'm done for now USMC. I'm falling behind at work for this silly bullshit. I'll catch you later. It's so sad that nobody here can hold a conversation without being a snooty uptight prepubescent cumquat! I might just leave these boards and never come back! Have a good day USMC you're alright bro! Everyone else....Fuck off

 

[DE]

I don't even own cable you fucking self-deluded troll. I'd love to see all you fucks face to face. You'd all whimper off into the sunset on your skateboards! But since it's online your a typing terrorist. A real manly man! Take your teen angst somewhere else. I seen the vh-1 results on a metal newsboard you silly twit! J you linkin park loving lilly livered limbeck! Your one step closer to the edge aren't ye you chester idolizing insignificant spec of webspace! Does insulting me for no apparent reason make all of you feel more tr00? I'm a fucking metal fan with class! I knew of this mayhem debacle long ago, but was curious to fucking see if it was actually documented on tape somewhere. But low and behold this board never seizes to amaze me! Living up to the phrase (General "Dick"ussion) assholes like Dickness Eternal put their noses in the air as they're not interested in discussing such a topic! If you're not interested then move fucking forward you dullard! You dont see me commenting on every fucking single post on the entire site of UM? You fucks must come from broken homes. That's why you all have such an express hatred for society. Why do you hate society? Not because society is a cesspool of shit. But because you dont have a place in the cesspool! You all want to fit in. You want to be accepted! You lack the wet and warm feel of a mother's kiss, the satisfying esteem of a father's approval. You are all basically orphans of the soul. And what better way to feel a sense of belonging but with your kind. The friends of the friendless. Peers via an Internet Provider! When you all die what will be buried? Your bodies? Or your computers? What will you take with you? You silly fucks who base your entire identity on your screennames and post counts! I hope you all live piss poor lives! It would be oh so fitting. Just like Chuck Schuldiner said "Support Music not rumors" He hated all you little fucks who'd just go on the internet and insult bands and each other without having any knowledge to back it! Insulting people you dont even know. If you knew me you'd fucking cower you pussies. I'd feast on your fear as you cradled the emptyness of your shattered souls! You fucking pussies you;ve ignited my hate! This inferno will not go extinguished! Now Fuck off!

You certainly like your incest and exclamation marks, don't you.