is your refrigerator running?

[Erik]

well is it?

 

[Mormagil]

yes, pray tell whatever should i do

 

[J.]

i saw this one coming. i remember that joke from the movie It.

 

[NAD]

My favorite joke in middle school:

person1: Are you an orange?
person2: No!
together: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Mormagil]

hahahaha

 

[Trylakos]

I remember someone always telling lame knock knock jokes and once said:

Person1: Knock Knock
Person2: Who's there?
Person1: GESTAPO! SIEG HEIL!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Person1: Knock Knock
Person2: Who's there?
Person1: GESTAPO! SIEG HEIL!

 

[dorian gray]

one of eriks best threads

 

[lurch70]

for sale ... runs great

 

[Reign in Acai]

Mine's been out for over 12 hours due to an SCE "urgent outage."Thanks for the notice fuckfaces, I just dropped 250 shekels at Costco on Thursday. Got more utility crew members than a Jasmine St Claire photo shoot down the street, and just as many actually working. Atleast Southern Con Edison was kind enough to send some coupons for free ice to keep all the fridge fixins nice and chilled as we perspire in the favela to which you would not want to dwella.

Thanks fuck sticks, once again.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Jerruh's getting creative with the search function again.

 

[Reign in Acai]

My phone's down to 30% battery life with no electricity in sight. Take great pride in your breasts that I waste this finite resource on you all.

If you never hear from me again.

A) I either succumbed to bacteria from spoiled poultry.

B) Died from heat exhaustion

Just make sure Kayo Dot doesnt advance further in the tournament. That's my dying wish.

With Love,
-RIA

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[SonOfNun]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?