Itchy penis

[Spreadingthe Living312]

My penis itches like fuck...

 

[DarbysDad]

Do you have dry skin or does your woman have a yeast infection?

 

[YourAuntieSocial]

Too much information!!

 

[prime666]

This can be caused by several things. For starters when you whack your meat whistle, are you using a hypo alergenic lubericant? Perhaps as D.D stated. Your girl has a yeast infection and spread it to you. If that is the case, smear yogurt all over your junk for an hour, then let your lady friend lick it off (double the pleasure). Worse case scenario is it may start to bleed. If so apply rubbing alchol and see a Doctor imediatly...
Dr. Prime M.D of M.M.A

 

[KY_Fried442]

Been around any poison ivy/oak/sumac? I got poison ivy on my junk before, not fun to say the least.

 

[muffytheVampirelayer]

My penis itches like fuck...

I hate that so much.

 

[Ragamuffin]

Must be allergic to dogs.

 

[KY_Fried442]

Must be allergic to dogs.

 

[ThraxDude]

Whatever you do, never, NEVER, NEVER put Icy-Hot on your schlong!
Never!

 

[Ragamuffin]

*slowly reaches for the Icy Hot*

OH GOD OH WHY OH GOD

 

[ThraxDude]

*slowly reaches for the Icy Hot*

OH GOD OH WHY OH GOD

LOL!!
Holy SHIT! This is the best thread I've ever seen!

 

[thraxx]

Damn dude stop spanking the monkey........ Seriously do you work with hydrolic fluid at all???? If you took a leak with that shit on your hands it can cause a problem.

Next time get a high class hooker

 

[dutchy]

spank it!!!

 

[Jockthrax]

Coconut lotion is good for itchy willies apparently. I just asked my boss, I bet your glad that your penis is being discussed by middle aged women in the deepest darkest depths of Glasgow!

 

[DarbysDad]

good f\u with the boss jockthrax - deep dark depths of Glasgow

 

[Ragamuffin]

Exactly how does a conversation simply drift to someone elses penis with your boss?

 

[DarbysDad]

Maybe they were searching porn on the internet together and the subject just popped up!

 

[remington69]

and the subject just popped up!

...

 

[thraxx]

good f\u with the boss jockthrax - deep dark depths of Glasgow

I know they were have sex in his office.... and something suddenly CAME UP :Smokedev:

 

[SCott308]

Exactly how does a conversation simply drift to someone elses penis with your boss?

"As these sales figures clearly show, over the last three months, sales have been...you know, this guy I know on the internet has an itchy penis. Anyway, sales have been climbing steadily..."

Scott