Dear board,
I have been here camping for two days and it has been the BEST TRIP EVER. I have been blowing lines off teen pussy for thirty hours now and, with yesterday's lottery win (imagine that! you CAN win if you don't play!) I could not be happier. The only downside is that I have, once again, been struck by lightning. Perhaps I will develop super powers THIS time.
Sincerely,
Alex "XFER" Driver