It's so much funnier when Bill Maher says it...

definitely husband-material and he's going to be a great father!

oooh, great joke a friend told me the other day.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?
A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
 
I don't think any theater on my continent would ever play it ;)

Applying Murphy's law (and America's history in voting) McCain will actually get in office, choke on a pretzel and that tarded inbred chick from where it's damn cold will be in charge... It's not even funny.
 
Yeah his jokes are pretty predictable...kinda in the "I'm gonna say what you're thinking" way, but I don't think he writes his jokes. His off-the-cuff stuff and ideas are what's so great about him, imo. The points he brings up are spot on.
 
That little redneck kid just fucked his way into royalty. His parents must be thrilled.

Of course they are, they're from Wasilla. That place is a big shithole, although the scenery is pretty nice. It's probably one of the most ass-backwards places I've ever been.