ITT Dorian tells us what "Doesn't" Suck.

[Reign in Acai]

Well...

 

[Krilons Resa]

...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

His wife!

*rimshot*

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

His wife!

*rimjob*

.

 

[Reign in Acai]

His wife!

*rimshot*

Every time he's about to unload his crystalline glaze of graydom, his young child walks in with a story book.

 

[skeptik]

rotund

 

[dorian gray]

This hurts. This really hurts.
*cries*
I pour my heart out here and this is the thanks I get?

 

[Reign in Acai]

*takes a dump*

Last night, I was riding the elevator at work and ripped my ass hole with the flatulent fury of a Yokozuna a cappella. Upon laying the stink bomb of Budokon, the elevator doors open and in comes the maintenance man that my co-worker was presumably banging. Needless to say, a real uncomfortable situation ensued.

 

[dorian gray]

That doesnt count. I edited that. It looked like I was hurt and crying because I was taking a dump. Not what I intended at all.

 

[Reign in Acai]

So what doesn't suck?! I need Recos!

 

[dorian gray]

Coheed and Cambria?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i had a lil bit of the constipation myself last night....where you can feel the pressure building inside you, the gaseous vice-grip seizing your colon as you stumble to the throne, ready to suffer a trial by fire in the name of freedom. i sat there gritting my teeth, trying to read world war z to distract me from my gastrointestinal hiroshima as the sweat beaded on my forehead. finally i felt the victory was within my grasp and i pushed with the fury of a thousand jerrys getting cut off in the exit lane by a gay mexican in a racing-striped minivan...the rest, as they say, is history

 

[General Zod]

Last night, I was riding the elevator at work and ripped my ass hole with the flatulent fury of a Yokozuna a cappella. Upon laying the stink bomb of Budokon, the elevator doors open and in comes the maintenance man that my co-worker was presumably banging. Needless to say, a real uncomfortable situation ensued.

Zod

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hey dorian, did you see that the Blues traded Doug Weight for Anaheim center Andy MacDonald?
A Mac is 6 years younger and much faster. :danceboy:
Go Blues!

oh, and he will be on the Paul Kariya, Brad Boyes line. And remember, he played with Kariya already

 

[dorian gray]

Yar, I read that neither player is doing very well though, so....who knows.
Meanwhile the Predators are fulfilling my prophecy of total averageness.


FUCK DETROIT

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

yep, If the terrorists are gonna attack a US city, please make it Detroit!

 

[dorian gray]

Their time will come. Arent they the oldest team in the league? Assholes. I cant wait till everyone retires or demands more money and has to be traded and they end up at the bottom of the standings.

Like the Predators.

 

[Evil?]

yep, If the terrorists are gonna attack a US city, please make it Detroit!

qft.

What a shit hole.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Dorian,

Does this idea suck? Having California pull a Dakota and split itself into a separate North and South?

 

[dorian gray]

Let me do some research and get back to you.