ITT: I'm confused, and bizarro thefts

[Chromatose]

I go to leave for work this morning, then notice:

somebody stole the HOOD off my CAR.



what a completely random theft

I'd be upset, but I'm just so confused.

 

[Krilons Resa]

WTF!? That's weird and not that quick or easy of a job. There is nothing I hate more than thieves.

Not theft, but someone wiped out my fucking driver-side mirror yesterday.

 

[Chromatose]

they also grabbed any miscellanious bits and pieces under the hood while they were at it. Caps off the fluid tanks, dipstick, etc.

again: WTF!?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Uh, what?

 

[Krilons Resa]

they also grabbed any miscellanious bits and pieces under the hood while they were at it. Caps off the fluid tanks, dipstick, etc.

again: WTF!?

oh man...that is fucking brutal. Have fun fixing that mess.

oh fuck, i need to stop reading this thread before I break somehting of my own, being all stupid and pissed.

 

[Ellestin]

Someone broke into my basement, which does contain things of some value, but they took... a bottle of Coke

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I broke into somebodies house once while drunk....




































I used their bathroom, left a case of empties in the middle of their hallway and left a 5er on top with a "thanks for the flush" note.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I broke into somebodies house once while drunk....

I used their bathroom, left a case of empties in the middle of their hallway and left a 5er on top with a "thanks for the flush" note.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i shit you not too.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's one of the best thing I have heard in a while. Thanks.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'm a nicer guy drunk than I am sober. so I left them the empties (2 bucks @ bottle return) and 5 bucks. I did use their shitwad!!

 

[Mormagil]

incredible

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha IT that's awesome

@chromatose: is my only response...at first i was like "haha maybe some jerk had the same car, needed a new hood" but wtF all the caps and shit, prolly some punk kids

 

[Demilich]

wow, Conspicuously Absent, that's one hell of a story

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Yeah, it's probably just another example of teenage vandalism... Sucks, though!

 

[lurch70]

IT ... ... Tully who?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Tully is all about booze & bitches.

I'm all about booze & adventure or goofiness & revenge. Depends on the day.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Tully is all about booze & bitches.

I'm all about booze & adventure or goofiness & revenge. Depends on the day.

what about booze & goofiness? adventure & revenge? dude, i think i just doubled your possibilities

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

booze & goofiness is a given. But I usually end up on grand long distance adventures. Like... across towns. Like the night I walked 45 blocks, or walked a chick home to a far away part of town.

Revenge is ALWAYS an adventure. Hovering over some dudes hood right beside a major road IS an adventure

 

[lurch70]

i might need your services sometime in the future ... some revenge ideas