ITT: nix built a time machine and we're all stuck in 1938 now

[minxnim]

i am going to ask howard hughes if i can fly around with him whenever he does that? and also find benny goodman!

 

[azal]

the-preppy...we will find Benny Goodman together!!

 

[xfer]

We can go visit H.P. Lovecraft's grave and there is virtually a ZERO percent chance some teenage goths will already be there!

 

[lizard]

Leslie Howard is still alive!

 

[minxnim]

azal and i will be doing the lindy!

 

[xfer]

oh my god, i think that girl i just checked out is actually MY GRANDMOTHER

 

[lizard]

prep will be the envy of the dancefloor, dancing with the exotic serbian!

 

[minxnim]

alex is going to go debate roosevelt and drive him absolutely MAD

 

[goatschool]

i'm gonna go punch a great-grandfather in the nuts!

 

[goatschool]

thus, this thread became a non-loop!

 

[goatschool]

what i'm saying is, we're stuck in 1938!

 

[minxnim]

nix will do no such thing! and no beaming us back to the 1400's either. UNLESS ITS THE ERA OF THE SAMURAI

 

[minxnim]

we're stuck? i guess i better go smoke some opium then. i'll also try to sleep with billie holiday.

 

[xfer]

We're only stuck in 1938 for a maximum of 364 days!

 

[lizard]

I'd like to go back to the middleages for like ten minutes, so I could see the end of the battle of hastings.

 

[goatschool]

i will invite prep to a very special celebration, the 5th birthday party of KING KONG!

i will throw avi a few bucks to further propagate his moonshine distillery! then call the fuzz on him!

 

[goatschool]

i think it's legal to kill commies in this era, and as such, it's open season on xfer!

 

[goatschool]

i will pay a full dollar to import, and then half of the current 4 cents an hour to employ chupe666, and then match that, to get his new brother!

 

[goatschool]

no jake anywhere, as the railroad doesn't reach his settlement yet!

 

[lizard]