ITT post embarrassing recordings from when you first started

wow, some of your guys' early stuff is better than what I can pull now!

I lost all my really old stuff when I FIRST started recording direct into my computers Line In using Windows Media Player and then eventually Audacity and Cool Edit Pro. I hadn't the first clue about using faders and each track would basically just stay at 0.0 dB and my master mix would totally be clipping but I thought it sounded ok and kept getting better and better until I found this forum and really started to learn more. Kick myself in the nuts now.