Ok, I love redneck jokes but these are even better.
Here goes:
You might be a Jedi redneck if you have a gas powered light saber. ( I always laugh my pants off when I read this one
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You might be a Jedi redneck if you made a light saber from beer cans and a T.V. remote.
You might be a Jedi redneck if you ever use telekinesis to pull your jeans up.
You might be a Jedi redneck if that 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs.
You might be a Jedi redneck if your land speeder has a gun rack.
You might be a Jedi redneck if you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.
You might be a Jedi redneck
if your Jedi robe is Camouflage colored.
and the last one:
You might be a Jedi redneck if you jump-start your light saber off a car battery.
Anyone know some more?
Here goes:
You might be a Jedi redneck if you have a gas powered light saber. ( I always laugh my pants off when I read this one

You might be a Jedi redneck if you made a light saber from beer cans and a T.V. remote.
You might be a Jedi redneck if you ever use telekinesis to pull your jeans up.
You might be a Jedi redneck if that 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs.
You might be a Jedi redneck if your land speeder has a gun rack.
You might be a Jedi redneck if you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.
You might be a Jedi redneck
if your Jedi robe is Camouflage colored.
and the last one:
You might be a Jedi redneck if you jump-start your light saber off a car battery.
Anyone know some more?