How about some jokes?

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Here's some You might be a redneck jokes. Prolong this thread by posting jokes.


You might be a redneck if...
...if your vehicle has a nickname that ends with "Lou".

...if your car has more than two exhaust pipes.

...if someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer, "She's at home with the kids."

...if you think the theory of relativity has something to do with inbreeding.




Cheers people.

 

[BOLTTHROWER]

q: what's the five-day forecast in afghanistan?
a: two days.

 

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Here's something you could do in a public bathroom:

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Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
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Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
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Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
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Cheers