Ran across some "You might be a jedi redneck" jokes.....hilarious!

[403]

Ok, I love redneck jokes but these are even better.

Here goes:

You might be a Jedi redneck if you have a gas powered light saber. ( I always laugh my pants off when I read this one )

You might be a Jedi redneck if you made a light saber from beer cans and a T.V. remote.

You might be a Jedi redneck if you ever use telekinesis to pull your jeans up.

You might be a Jedi redneck if that 'Disturbance in the Force' was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs.

You might be a Jedi redneck if your land speeder has a gun rack.

You might be a Jedi redneck if you call Yoda your Li'l green buddy.

You might be a Jedi redneck
if your Jedi robe is Camouflage colored.

and the last one:

You might be a Jedi redneck if you jump-start your light saber off a car battery.



Anyone know some more?

 

[Mark]

Moving to our chat forum

 

[403]

I'm telling your mum what you did, you know


Cheers

 

[Eddy]

Those are great!

 

[Russell]

You may be a redneck jedi if u say - "may the froce be with y'all"

 

[403]

You might be a REDNECK if you use the "O" on the stop sign in front of your house to sight your new rifle.

 

[403]

You might be a Jedi Redneck if you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

 

[Eddy]

Originally posted by 403
You might be a Jedi Redneck if you use a Jedi mind trick to stop the beer truck.

 

[Black Wind]

Hey, these are great. I read a whole article full of 'em once, but I can't remember any. I'll post them if I can think of them.