ITT: the worst shit in the world

[goatschool]

- sinks clogged w/ hair; clotted hairballs (human)
- humans over 60/350 lbs wearing loose, drippy swimwear

 

[xfer]

- bent-back fingernails

 

[Baliset]

-Metallica-St. Anger

 

[minxnim]

- spiders falling off the ceiling onto your face
- human feces on the subway stairs
- serial killers calling your house

 

[xfer]

- mayonnaise

 

[Josh Seipp]

- the current state of _____________

 

[xfer]

- a moth getting into your ear too deep for you to reach and then fluttering, panicked, so a rapid whirrrrr sound seems to come from actually within your head, for hours, until it dies.

 

[minxnim]

- people with fatal breath closetalking you
- dead burn victims

 

[Josh Seipp]

oh god ales you just made me want to take a corkscrew to my ear hole

- car horns instead of door bells

 

[deadair]

- hipsters

 

[Josh Seipp]

- potassium IVs (feels like red hot skewers being stuck in your veins)

 

[minxnim]

word to that

 

[Josh Seipp]

- red hot skewers being stuck in your veins
- current popularity of TENNIS SKIRTS

 

[xfer]

- people who are both old and naked

 

[azal]

fat tittied old women carry large bags full of vegetables coupled with public transportation.

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

the resurgence of the mullet as a cool hair style for both men and women who are into electronic music in Europe.

 

[minxnim]

- people with stringy spit stuck between their lips when they're talking

 

[Josh Seipp]

gag

- movie snobs

 

[minxnim]

- liquified animal entrails