ITT we predict how we're going to die!

[Undefined]

My body will one day simply stop working from a lack of sleep.

Yeah probably. Lord knows it won't be from anything related to your epically dangerous OMGSECURITY job.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

HEY HEY NOW. I READ STAR WARS NOVELS.

 

[EricT]

Lung Cancer is definitely gonna be my outing.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I was gonna say passed out face down in a puddle of your own vomit and partially digested pickles.

 

[EricT]

Possibly... but I think my lungs are gonna go before my liver/stomach. My liver still feels strong, my lungs? They've been abused by years of chain smoking and various other inhaled substances both natural and unnatural. Feel like they're gonna give out some days.

 

[EricT]

You know, maybe my kidneys first. Feel like I got punched in them all day, but I don't recall having been punched in them... Meh.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I was gonna say passed out face down in a puddle of your own vomit and partially digested pickles.

win

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

kevin - force-fed onions
jamie - impaled on a horse-cock
karen - skiing accident
john - drive-by
max - heart disease from all that mcdonalds/bk
eric - killed in a violent mexican uprising at work