ITT we predict how we're going to die!
- Thread starter WhiteBeastofWotan
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Indefinite Entity
I also just found out my girlfriend's close friend's little brother died in a car accident today. He was like 16-17. That's fucked.
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Det Som Engang Var
Viking Bastard
Dred
His Dudeness
neal
wizard in black
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Liverslapper
w00t
Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Calamitas1786
doom cock....
Dead_Lioness
Godless
sorry to hear that......
As for how am I going to die... wow, what a horrible thought
I'll probably be in my late 80's and it will be in my sleep
:Smug:
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
I'm going into that good night with extreme bitterness and much bitching and moaning unless it happens so fast I don't know it.
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
Both my Great Grandfather and my Grandfather died at 86. It looks like we Rocco's make it to 86.
So I've got a good 61 years to go!
So I've got a good 61 years to go!
El Stormo
Member
My body will one day simply stop working from a lack of sleep.
Others:
Cara: a heart failure from too much meat (although the flexing thing might work too)
Kevin: Jumped off an edifice that was just that little bit too high
NoLordy: slain by rebelling rape ninjas
Dead_Winter: death by tl;dr
Isabel: beheaded by excessive headbanging
Karen: stabbed twenty-three times during hawt lesbian secks by a heartbroken forumite
Jen: stabbed twenty-three times during hawt lesbian secks by a heartbroken forumite
Russell: mistaken for a horror movie villain and shot by police
EricT: spontaneously combusted in a flaming malfunction
Rox: suicide by wrist-slitting after being called a "Frenchie"
Neal: choked on own beard while sleeping
Will: dehydrated from excessive crying
LRD: partyvanned after another case of child molesting, beaten to death in prison
Chromie: dragged to the depths of the ocean by a giant squid he thought was, "saying hello".
Emily: suffocated by enveloping hymen
Warrel: choked by pancake nipples
Jim: choked on what Warrel made him swallow
Others:
Cara: a heart failure from too much meat (although the flexing thing might work too)
Kevin: Jumped off an edifice that was just that little bit too high
NoLordy: slain by rebelling rape ninjas
Dead_Winter: death by tl;dr
Isabel: beheaded by excessive headbanging
Karen: stabbed twenty-three times during hawt lesbian secks by a heartbroken forumite
Jen: stabbed twenty-three times during hawt lesbian secks by a heartbroken forumite
Russell: mistaken for a horror movie villain and shot by police
EricT: spontaneously combusted in a flaming malfunction
Rox: suicide by wrist-slitting after being called a "Frenchie"
Neal: choked on own beard while sleeping
Will: dehydrated from excessive crying
LRD: partyvanned after another case of child molesting, beaten to death in prison
Chromie: dragged to the depths of the ocean by a giant squid he thought was, "saying hello".
Emily: suffocated by enveloping hymen
Warrel: choked by pancake nipples
Jim: choked on what Warrel made him swallow
derek
Grey Eminence
El Stormo
Member
Derek: died of a brain aneurysm when trying to shoot bolts of fire from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
This will probably occur at a Denny's or Steak 'n' Shake one October in the near future.
Brooks
Eyes Wide Open
Derek will die from shock when seeing Will Bozarth quoting Schopenhauer.
Joe will die from shock seeing Karmic quoting him.
Kevin will die from shock seeing Gojira headline a tour.
Liverslapper will die from shock when he is shocked by electricity.
Kvlt Wench will die from shock when she sees Rihanna wearing a Celtic Frost babydoll.
Will Bozarth will die from shock when he sees Laura go on to be a wealthy and successful entrepreneur.
Warrel Dane will die from shock when he sees Jeff Loomis post on the Nevermore forum.
Karen will die from shock when she goes to MDF and no one solicits sehks from her.
Max will die from shock when he actually reads a book.
El Stormo will die from schlock.
Joe will die from shock seeing Karmic quoting him.
Kevin will die from shock seeing Gojira headline a tour.
Liverslapper will die from shock when he is shocked by electricity.
Kvlt Wench will die from shock when she sees Rihanna wearing a Celtic Frost babydoll.
Will Bozarth will die from shock when he sees Laura go on to be a wealthy and successful entrepreneur.
Warrel Dane will die from shock when he sees Jeff Loomis post on the Nevermore forum.
Karen will die from shock when she goes to MDF and no one solicits sehks from her.
Max will die from shock when he actually reads a book.
El Stormo will die from schlock.
El Stormo
Member
Dred
His Dudeness
schlock
the sound that is made during extremely wet sex(if the woman is orgasming). usually accompanied by sqweeking bed springs. not to be confused with a pussy fart.
Enjoy.
