ITT you give me excuses to not go to work tomorrow.

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

And...
Go.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Det Som's mom gave you herpes....because you had sex with her vaginal.

 

[Chromatose]

You caught the gay.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You caught the gay.

Ironically, the reason I'm working tomorrow is because my coworker called in sick tonight, I'm thinking that may be the reason.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Det Som's mom gave you herpes....because you had sex with her vaginal.

yep cause thats what i said

 

[Burti]

Smegma overload.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

work?
what's that?

 

[Chromatose]

 

[Calamitas1786]

Asphixiation on account of menstrual blood.

 

[Lunar Still]

You have to bury the dismembered Thai children in your trunk. I'm sure your employers will understand.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah, it happens.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[lad]

"Cannae be arsed ye crack-brained, slavedriving, scum-cunted bawbags."

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Best one yet.

 

[Lunar Still]

"Cannae be arsed ye crack-brained, slavedriving, scum-cunted bawbags."

Yell this at them over the phone, and they'll likely let you take off any days you want henceforth.

 

[lad]

Of course they would. Cunt.

 

[Lunar Still]

Of course they would. Cunt.

At first I thought you were calling me a cunt, but then I remembered that in Scotland, swearing is often used as punctuation. Carry on.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Yell this at them over the phone, and they'll likely let you take off any days you want henceforth.

tell them you caught a nasty case of Scotsman.