attention Philly people - Opeth tomorrow - i have an extra ticket

I'd totally sign up for this, but you probably don't think I'm MEH-TULL enough.

I mean, like, I'd totally fuck that chick from Paramore, like totally drill that ass like an off-shote oil rig on top of an Elephant with High-Tech Nikola Tesla shit, spewing man magma from the Ocean's floor, studied by Oceanographers with massive caulks.

:lol: you crack me up.