I've been drunk since thursday

[azal]

I think I'm having a mid life crisis at the age of 22....

I called in sick to work yesteray and today....

it's 7:20 am and I'm drinking a rum and coke....

there are people sleeping in my house who I don't even know.

yesterday, or two days ago, I woke up in some house that is like 50 away from me and I don't know how or why.

I have a theory that i'm doing this jsut so that I can have cool stories to tell my kids because of my childhood trauma of my parents never having cool stories for me.


why wasn't I in the getting married poll?

 

[xfer]

sigh, i knew people would be upset if they were left out. i just added everyone who had started a thread on the front page at the time i made the poll, plus a couple more for reasons of my own, okay?

 

[xfer]

also i told that Serbian girl "pushi mi something" and she repeated her decision that you are a "bad Serb".

 

[azal]

fuck her right in the ear.....



also I have a sweet Serbian metal band you should hear called Wolf's Hunger...

pagan nazi metal

Great Serbia

Thousands of serbian soldiers
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Thousands of serbian eagles
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Above the graves of their ancestors
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above the cradle of their kin!
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They raise high the flag of Serbia
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In front of an Oak
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An oath they take!
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In the name of Tzar Dushan
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And the eternal divinities
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And my bloody roots!
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Forward to war for a Greater Serbia
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Forward to war
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For serbian existance!
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¨I’ll kiss the flag when I die
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with the spilled blood,my brothersmI’ll remind
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Don’t forget the elder’s graves again
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For one serbian head you will cut ten!¨
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I’ll die with honour the only way
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For,my race and nation I’ll never betray
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Never again I will live like a slave
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And in a world without honour fade away!
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This sacred night before the battle is beautiful
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When a thousand of bloodthirsty wolves
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Follow the path of thousands of Serb Warriors!
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¨I’ll kiss the flag when I die
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with the spilled blood,my brothersmI’ll remind
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Don’t forget the elder’s graves again
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For one serbian head you will cut ten!¨
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And so proud Serbian eagles
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And so proud Serbian sons
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Follow this path for a greater Serbia
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And to clense our roots!
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Forward to war for a greater Serbia,forward to war for a White Europe!
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[xfer]

azal you know we're very happy to bomb you again if you guys get the slightest bit uppity, you know.

 

[azal]

Intro/Thunders Of Perun are Back

¨Zbogom prvi nerodjeni sine
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Zbogom ruzo,zbogom ruzmarine
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Zbogom leti,jeseni I zimo
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Mi idemo da se ne vratimo
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Na tri sveto I na tri sastavno
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Mi idemo na Kosovo ravno
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Mi idemo na sudjeno mesto
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Zbogom majko sestro I nevesto!¨
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(Insert from an old Serbian war song from 1389.The Battle on Kosovo)
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Thunders of Perun are back
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The horde is ready for attack
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The great war,we’ll smite the empire of the Nazarene!
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Eye for eye.earth devoures the bones
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Terror of fire and blade
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Now the slav wind sings...
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Great nights under the barbarian sky
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Where Serb tribes live on scorched ground
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Winds from Russia,Poland,Cheshka,Slovakia...
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Bonded by the flame of vengence
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United by pure Slav blood
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Perun calls his Aryan children
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UNDER THE BANNER OF KOLOVRAT WE RIDE!!!
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¨We eat women’s breasts because they’re full of milk
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We bash the enemies’ children against the rocks...LIKE VERMIN
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We feast upon foxes and wild cats
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And call each other by a wolf-like howl!¨
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By the thunders of Perun the holy land of Israel will be scorched!
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Thunders of Perun Are Back!!!
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[azal]

I'm gonna go pass out now.

 

[xfer]

1. i can't tell if that's threatening or praising Poland

2. what's Cheshka?

3. what's the Serbian problem with Israel? you guys should unite and squish Muslims.

 

[xfer]

my testicles are drunk Testicle Theory

 

[azal]

The are praising POland and calling all white slavic brothers to unite and crush the opposition.

They are nazi metal..technically pagan nazi metal...so therefore hate both muslims and jews.

I think we are playing a show with them soon...it's gonna be awesome.

oh yeah, it's thursday and I've final decided to show up to work and not drink today.

and I feel awful.

there's still like 5 people in my house right now that have no reason to be there though.

 

[xfer]

oh...well, in that case...cleanse on, brother!

 

[azal]

Cheshka is the Czech republic.

 

[goatschool]

 

[goatschool]

serious question: do you own the house?

 

[azal]

my parents do, but they are in America.

 

[goatschool]

ah, was that common knowledge?

 

[azal]

it is now I guess.

 

[deadair]

PARTY AT AZAL'S!!!!!!!!!

x

 

[AndICried]

You should drink (more) Stella Artois.

 

[azal]

PARTY AT AZAL'S!!!!!!!!!

x

unless you're a muslim.