I've found your replacement Stephen

[CladInDarkness]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080615/ts_afp/lifestylenetherlandstechnologylovesexrobots_080615055138

 

[Seanindarkness]

get ready for Robo-jizz Coy

 

[opeth_353]

For some reason, i don't see robo-human loving becoming commonplace or even remotely popular.

However...Maybe it's a chance for Stephen Hawkings to find the perfect partner!

 

[Seanindarkness]

well it's good news for me, since well let's face it I'm not getting any human lovin' ever.

 

[opeth_353]

Meh.. Get a ho to bang your junk about for a tenner.

 

[Seanindarkness]

yeah but I can't get a STD from a robo-ho.
Which suddenly reminds me of that Futurama episode.

 

[BanginTheDead]

Dammit!! There used to be a spoof website created by a Canadian artist based on a "creature" called the Love Lump. The Love Lump, in concept, is like a blow-up sex doll, except that it's designed from real, living tissue. Oh, and it also doesn't look anything like a sex doll. While it bears all the appropriate sex organs, it's lacking a head or limbs. It's just a lump. To keep your Love Lump alive, you have to inject it with nutrients on a regular basis. They had a picture too, truly disturbing.

 

[Seanindarkness]

umm..y..yeah.
O...okay

 

[opeth_353]

yeah but I can't get a STD from a robo-ho.
Which suddenly reminds me of that Futurama episode.

Ahem.. You're forgetting..

ELECTRO GONORRHEA.. The noisy killer!

 

[Christrollpher]

"So the love lump is basically a wife"--Jason

Why have you never sent me the link to that website?

 

[BanginTheDead]

Because it doesn't exist anymore!

 

[BanginTheDead]

Alright, after a bit of searching, I found the sought after image of The Love Lump. Shield your eyes if you're easily offended!

 

[CladInDarkness]

That's not attractive at all. I think I'd rather have sex with a robot. I might even settle for Stephen.

 

[Seanindarkness]

After seeing that I might even have sex with Coy before that thing.

 

[opeth_353]

Cock up the arse, dangle your wang into the snatch.. hold onto the tits.

The bit between your balls and arsehole will get pretty bad friction burn, mind.

 

[CladInDarkness]

After seeing that I might even have sex with Coy before that thing.

Yeah and then I might settle for Brian, then maybe John, then maybe jerk myself off, and then maybe you Sean.

 

[Seanindarkness]

Oh thanks, thanks Coy.

 

[Christrollpher]

The love lump was a lot less disgusting looking inside my head. Seeing it in all its glory has made me sad in the pants.

 

[Seanindarkness]

you make me sad in the pants Chris.

 

[by.a.black.road]

After seeing that I might even have sex with Coy before that thing.

Good call.