i've got my performance review today in less than an hour...

[Baliset]

 

[minxnim]

ask for a raise!

 

[xfer]

ask for a personal masseuse!

 

[minxnim]

ask for a pair of prada shoes! (they'd look awesome!)

 

[Baliset]

minx: i already got my raise for the year. 3.5%

 

[Baliset]

actually the main thing i am asking for is HELP

 

[minxnim]

ask for a palm pilot!

 

[goatschool]

ask for the goddamn shoes w/ tassles, you corporate monster!

 

[lizard]

and a clothing allowance!

 

[Baliset]

also i have asked for an ENTIRE month off people. let's not get too greedy now.

 

[lizard]

if you get a Blackberry don't get the 7750s...they've been nothing but trouble.

 

[Baliset]

i think you guys all have to remember that i am really good at alot of aspects of my job but i am also supremely terrible at a good portion of my tasks. i'm no mdoel employee.

 

[Baliset]

of course they are keeping me waiting to build tension...

GREAT

 

[Baliset]

at least i have other things causing the butterflies in my stomach otherwise i would blame this all on my bosses.

 

[Baliset]

let's get this over with. greg has got some important things to do.

such as:

1. completing the manual i was assigned to complete in one year's time from last october and yet i am barely four chapters into that is due tomorrow.

2. worrying about other stuff

3. going to lunch

4. *sigh*

 

[minxnim]

ask for the goddamn shoes w/ tassles, you corporate monster!

HAHAHAHHAH

x

 

[Baliset]

...still waiting...

 

[Baliset]

i hereby decree that only nick goatschool is allowed to be funnier than me in the confines of my own threads.

 

[avi]

well he doesn't really have much competition if he's throwing out lines like that

 

[Baliset]

also performance review went swimmingly and i got all worked up over nothing as usual.

<-------dumbass