Janne VIRTANEN

[CliffBurton]

Janne "Warman" Virtanen.
Contrary to popular belief, his real last name is Virtanen, not Wirman.

Betcha didn't know that.

You are a dork and no one cares.

Betcha didn't know that.

 

[The-Petoniemi]

ewww,my teacher wants us to use Wikipedia as a source for our essays

then make sure you don't write yours about Janne

 

[Nikki]

then make sure you don't write yours about Janne

good idea

 

[The-Petoniemi]

I know! use uncyclopedia.org as your source of information! wink wink

 

[Nikki]

I know! use uncyclopedia.org as your source of information! wink wink

I use dictionary.com

 

[The-Petoniemi]

I use dictionary.com

well you should still read uncyclopedia.org
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Children_Of_Bodom

 

[Nikki]

well you should still read uncyclopedia.org
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Children_Of_Bodom

Oh yeah,I'm definitely using that next time

 

[The-Petoniemi]

yess

 

[Nikki]

yay!

 

[Undefined]

Uncyclopedia = NOT FUNNY

Who wrote this? A retarded 6yr old without a sense of humour. I could come up with better shit while snorkeling at a sewage plant. Seriously. It's sad. I should re-write some of that shit when I have time so it's ACTUALLY funny... I really like the idea though, I love parody... just needs decent content to be humourous.

 

[Sock puppet]

It's not like you're any funnier.

 

[Undefined]

It's not like you're any funnier.

Oh, my dear friend. I never said I was overly funny, cause I'm not. But, if you've read that damned site, you can at least say for certain I AM funnier. C'mon, admit it. You know this to be true.

 

[<-Warheart->]

lol

 

[Undefined]

Fine, give me any topic, like a perameter and I'll make something funny using something CoB related, like song names or something:

IE/ Topic=Names

"Touch Like Angel Named Seth
Ted Of Razors
Mask Of Shauny D.
Angela's Don't Kill
Andrew Dead Yet
If You Want Pete... Prepare For War"

See, that's not that funny, or creative, but it's jsut an example. I'm willing to prove I can be funny. SO challenge me, give me a topic and I'll see what I can do.

 

[Sock puppet]

*sigh* not funny

 

[Undefined]

*sigh* not funny

I SAID IT WASN'T FUNNY! It was just an example, GIVE ME A TOPIC and I'll see what I can do, geez. At least give me a chance lol

 

[Sock puppet]

go make fun of the doughboy or something

 

[Undefined]

go make fun of the doughboy or something

Huh? WTDUCKS? Who is the doughboy? Alexi? He is a bit pastey... but whom do you mean? And whatever, yer opinion now means NOTHING to me :Smug:

If you're gonna say I'm not funny, and not give me a chance to prove myself (maybe cause you're afraid to be proved wrong) then um, ionna what to say man. Peace and Love!

 

[Sock puppet]

-.-

 

[Sock puppet]

...w/e this thread needs to be closed. its already bad enough that i'm posting the pilsbury doughboy here just to show a certain ass who i was talking about when this thread is about janne's last name. i feel bad enough for being off topic. i'm out