Japanese Robot Mouth..

FORCEPS!!!!!
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Fucking japan.

Also, I can see why my missus isn't fond of the idea of a baby tearing it's way through her vagina. After watching that, I'd have to say NAH FUCK THAT. It'll turn her into a bloody cave!
 
Strange, my wife made those same sounds when she had our boy. I guess the days of nurses assisting in the delivery room are numbered now that they can teach a whole room full of people how to deliver a healthy robot infant. They do it with CPR, and that's pretty much the same thing with less blood.