Jeff Loomis' best of 2008 list
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Viking Bastard
No, but I am 6'4, lift weight daily, my biceps are pretty god damn cut, I train with a punching bag every morning, and have more fighting experience. This has nothing to be with the ghetto. What does Loomis have on me? Nothing. Less weight also. Less Reach. If he punched me in the nose it would be over with.
And how about that time Warrel got punched from the guy from some shitty band and didn't do shit about it? Learn all about that on Metal Crypt, not here.
Now look at you Will. I'm 21 years old! I work at fucking Walmart for less money than John made when he was 16! I still live with my fucking parents! My girlfriend wasn't interested in sex with me! I do nothing but post here all day! Without metal concerts, I would have no life whatsoever! And from the looks of it, I don't have many friends either!
And how about that time Warrel got punched from the guy from some shitty band and didn't do shit about it? Learn all about that on Metal Crypt, not here.
Now look at you Will. I'm 21 years old! I work at fucking Walmart for less money than John made when he was 16! I still live with my fucking parents! My girlfriend wasn't interested in sex with me! I do nothing but post here all day! Without metal concerts, I would have no life whatsoever! And from the looks of it, I don't have many friends either!
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EricT
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Krigloch the Furious
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Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
I don't exactly see how those things are worth mocking me over. I never lost a job because of stealing. I won't die of an overdose, because I'm not retarded. I don't post here all day... Just at night when I get back from making money. Have you ever had sex? That would be a "no", so you don't have any room to criticize someone for not getting any. And it's true... Laura had zero sex drive. You're talking down to her more than you're talking down to me. Go fuck yourself, tard-o.
EricT
Don't you ever get...
He's sorry Will. He's just SO FUCKING FUCKED UP ON FUCKING HANDLEBARS! Streets. Borknagar. VORTEX.
azal
love is the answer
on the real, next time I see Loomis, I'm rolling up on that faggot and straight pistol whippin the fuck out him for that top 5 list. Ain't no playin around in 2009! shit is real, the streets stay grimy, one.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
I just Google Mapped John's house. he lives in a fucking SUBURB... a decent looking one, too. oh please. I LIVE IN A GHETTO, NIGGA
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Viking Bastard
I don't want to argue with you anymore. I already feel bad about it but you're just a fucking punk at the end of the day. You can believe before I'm a year younger than you I'll have my own place. I have a car I paid for myself with no financial aid from my parents whatsoever. I bet you were given that jeep. I can get another job whenever I'm ready. And when I file my income tax tomorrow I'll have about $900 back.
Furthermore, if I die of an overdose it's because I want to die. I don't fucking care if I'm a virgin, your ex'es looked horrible and I'd rather stay a virgin than fuck them. This is excluding Laura.
Seriously Will, I see why nobody likes you. When Mike died you turned into a fucking cunt and it never stopped.
And stop making my pals jokes. Will is the one who turned this into a tough guy competition with the Jeff should punk me in the nose comment. I'd love that.
Lordlucid
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Ummm Jeff Loomis, has soft hands?
John I think Emily would fucking cut you and make you squeeeeel like a piggy if you hit loomis.
John I think Emily would fucking cut you and make you squeeeeel like a piggy if you hit loomis.
ms. anthrope
back off, mofo...
the truth will eventually come out.
(go fuck yourself, if you're reading this, you beer swilling, swaggering, c*nt.)
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Viking Bastard
If I hit Loomis? Are you forgetting Will started the shit by saying Loomis hit me?
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
I bought the Jeep from my parents. I pay them for the car insurance. I pay for my phone. The only thing I don't pay for is living in their house.
And ACTUALLY, people DO like me. I just choose not to hang out with most of them. So, your shit's backwards. I may have trust issues after Mike offed himself, because I don't want people close to me to kill themselves.
"stop making my pals jokes" fuck you. I'll joke about what I want, like the idea of you dying.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
you turned it into a toughguy competition when you stepped foot in here and hit "post reply".
"What a sorry fucking list. I hate Jeff Loomis, I really do."
You hate him, and shit all over him so much, so he SHOULD punch you in the face.
"What a sorry fucking list. I hate Jeff Loomis, I really do."
You hate him, and shit all over him so much, so he SHOULD punch you in the face.
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Viking Bastard
And the fact of the matter is Jeff Loomis is small, soft, white, and out of shape. Probably never been in a fight a day in his life. So you're little "he should punch you in the nose" comment was incorrect.
So he's welcome to fly down here and punch me in the face on film three times in a row before I start slugging on him. He can film it and post it here. I promise it'll just be me and him.
So he's welcome to fly down here and punch me in the face on film three times in a row before I start slugging on him. He can film it and post it here. I promise it'll just be me and him.
Will Bozarth
Everlasting Godstopper
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Viking Bastard
Will Bozarth
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Lordlucid
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Uh, I lift weights... I, Own my Truck. I pay Rent on my Duplex. I have a girlfriend..and and she gives me sex.
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