"Jesus was a Stoner"

Dec 5, 2002
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URL: http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,869273,00.html

Jesus 'healed using cannabis'


Jesus was almost certainly a cannabis user and an early proponent of the medicinal properties of the drug, according to a study of scriptural texts published this month. The study suggests that Jesus and his disciples used the drug to carry out miraculous healings.

The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.


"There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.

Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."

Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".

Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.

"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes.

URL: http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,869273,00.html
 
haha. YES! let's get the bible belt on our side!!!

I wanna try weed-cream :p

"duuuuude, that was a kickass miracle man"
"hahahahahahhaa, yea"
*laughter*
 
if the bible thumpers get on side, the american government will get on side, if they get on side, then a year or three later, canada will get on side.
 
yeah. I could just picture jesus's other miracles....

- holding it in for a full pass around the circle
- turning rocks into delicious munchies
- always packing a perfect bowl
- when 3rd lunging, it's always full
- his tears are like instant 100% succesful visine
 
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Conspicuously Absent said:
if the bible thumpers get on side, the american government will get on side, if they get on side, then a year or three later, canada will get on side.
we're actually closer to legalise it then the USA.
 
I know asmode :) But we like to copy them, and with the bible thumpers on side, it'd be insta weed legalization in the states.


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Conspicuously Absent said:
yeah. I could just picture jesus's other miracles....

- holding it in for a full pass around the circle
- turning rocks into delicious munchies
- always packing a perfect bowl
- when 3rd lunging, it's always full
- his tears are like instant 100% succesful visine
hahaha, that's fucking GOLD :lol:

his supply inexplicably never runs dry

and fwiw, the earth will crash into the sun before america legalizes weed