Here are some good quotes by him Ive picked out:
My favorite: It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors and all the bachelors live like married men.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Women give to men the very gold of their lives. But they invariably want it back in such very small change.
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
Life is never fair...And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Faithfulness is to the emotional life what consistency is to the life of the intellect - simply a confession of failures.