Joke Of The Day......

[Sepsis]

Holy crap the 'Two flies are eating...' and the '...sold his soul to santa...' are exceedingly funny. I've got some jokes too.

What's red, screams, and gets smaller and smaller?
A retard with a cheese grater

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson

How do you get Pikachu on a train?
You Poke 'em on! HAHAHAHAHA

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BA NA NA NA!!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
'Cuz if they did, they'd be bay-gulls!

[nerd]
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first one is really sad and the second one says, "What's wrong?" The first one says, "I lost an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"
[/nerd]

I hope you had as much fun reading these as I did writing them.

God bless,
Sepsis

 

[Sepsis]

Another awesome joke:

affirmative action

God bless,
Sepsis

 

[Sepsis]

Some mamma jokes too!

Your mamma is so fat when she hauls ass she makes two trips!
Your mamma is so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!
Your mamma is so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds!
Your mamma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up!
Your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a talking scale it said, "What the fuck?" [I <3 Larry the Cable Guy]
Your mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter!
Your mamma is so fat when she turns around people throw a 'Welcome Home' party.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!
Your mamma is so fat you need a rodeo clown to distract her while you bring in the groceries! [I <3 Larry the Cable Guy still]

and those are the only good ones I can think of now
God bless,
Sepsis

 

[johnnieCzech]

Holy crap the 'Two flies are eating...' and the '...sold his soul to santa...' are exceedingly funny. I've got some jokes too.

What's red, screams, and gets smaller and smaller?
A retard with a cheese grater

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson

How do you get Pikachu on a train?
You Poke 'em on! HAHAHAHAHA

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BA NA NA NA!!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
'Cuz if they did, they'd be bay-gulls!

[nerd]
Two atoms are walking down the street. The first one is really sad and the second one says, "What's wrong?" The first one says, "I lost an electron!" The second one says, "Are you sure?" The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"
[/nerd]

I hope you had as much fun reading these as I did writing them.

God bless,
Sepsis

Sorry Sepsis I just happen not to understand these very much...

 

[Sepsis]

How can you tell if a chromasome is male or female?







Pull down its genes!

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

BUMP!

What's the difference between a regular blow up doll and a Muslim blow up doll?
The Muslim one blows itself up.