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Southern Belle in Hell said:
Those poor little sperm. They can only hope there is a female hampster in there somewhere.
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A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
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oceanqueen44
Sofa King Cool
A woman was pregnant with triplets. One of the kids said, "I wish I was a plumber to get rid of all this water in here". the second kid said, "I wish I was an electrition so I can get some light in here." the third kid said,"I wish I was a hunter so I could shoot that god damn gopher that keeps poppin up in here."
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a my pals and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
Why don't black people take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
How come the mexican olympics aren ever any good?
Everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why do Mexicans always eat tomales on x-mas?
Because it's the only thing they get to unwrap
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Jaun on Jaun
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
I'm full of race jokes
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a my pals and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
Why don't black people take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
How come the mexican olympics aren ever any good?
Everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why do Mexicans always eat tomales on x-mas?
Because it's the only thing they get to unwrap
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Jaun on Jaun
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
I'm full of race jokes
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what color were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
Blue......one blew <-- that way, and the other blew that way --->
Blue......one blew <-- that way, and the other blew that way --->
hatecrewchick
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what's the pinnacle of guts??
Read the koran out loud in an airplain and then ask if you may see the cockpit...
Read the koran out loud in an airplain and then ask if you may see the cockpit...
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Turbo
Natursekt Black Metal
An eskimo's car has broken down. A welshman goes to see whats wrong with the car.
Welshman says to the Eskimo "You've blown a seal!"
Eskimo replies "So what, you fuck sheep!"
Welshman says to the Eskimo "You've blown a seal!"
Eskimo replies "So what, you fuck sheep!"
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Turbo
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A woman was rushed into hospital for a fanny transplant...
..but the operation had to be put on hold as the replacement cunt is still reading this thread.
..but the operation had to be put on hold as the replacement cunt is still reading this thread.
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