Joke of the Day

[Σοφία]

So anyone got anything funny they wanna share?

 

[Black Core]

2 pizzas are lying in the oven, one says to the other "Damn, is it hot in her or what?". The other replies shocked "WTF? a talking pizza!"

 

[Undefined]

Yo mamma.

 

[Undefined]

This is like a "Laughs thread" rip off... but here's something I made:

 

[Conti]

hey guys everybody laugh at hearless's pic and give him reps so he doesnt whine about it how no one cares about him

 

[Σοφία]

LOL. sylvester *is that his name?* is my deformed hero <3

 

[GhostOfBodom]

Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a Tampon?

 

[Σοφία]

dunno

 

[Undefined]

hey guys everybody laugh at hearless's pic and give him reps so he doesnt whine about it how no one cares about him

Hey everyone rep Conti cuz he's jealous of me! And because the white man stole his land

 

[Black Core]

hey guys everybody laugh at hearless's pic and give him reps so he doesnt whine about it how no one cares about him

I would assume that you imply that heartless is emo?

 

[Conti]

I would assume that you imply that heartless is emo?

no cause if he doesnt get the attention he wants he is like



"No one said anything about my pic "
"no reps? "

 

[GhostOfBodom]

dunno

Watch me get banned:

Ones a string hanging from a C**T the others a C**T hanging from a string.

 

[Black Core]

done

 

[Fetzer]

And because the white man stole his land

 

[Undefined]

no cause if he doesnt get the attention he wants he is like



"No one said anything about my pic "
"no reps? "

You just want to be me, Chief Whineslikeabitch. Gawd someone is on their rag, take some LaKota and chill out

 

[Conti]

You just want to be me, Chief Whineslikeabitch. Gawd someone is on their rag, take some LaKota and chill out

sorry it just jas been annoying be mately.

 

[Undefined]

Why are you so concerned with me? I mean if it really annoyed you that much you coulda just ignored me or something...

Besides I am close to my fourth box, that's why.

 

[Igraine]

Watch me get banned:

Ones a string hanging from a C**T the others a C**T hanging from a string.

goodbye!!

 

[CliffBurton]

What did 50 cent say when his mom made him a sweater?
Gee! You Knit?

You heard about those Courderoy pillows?
They're making Headlines!!!

Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was FRAMED!!! :O

 

[Kayos]

What did 50 cent say when his mom made him a sweater?
Gee! You Knit?

You heard about those Courderoy pillows?
They're making Headlines!!!

Why was the picture sent to jail?
Because it was FRAMED!!! :O

I don't know whther to give you good or bad reputation for those jokes.
The first on was good though.