Judas Priest vs...... Korn lol

[Lies and Perfidy]

Very well, then. Christie_fell is the Inquisition's official Torture Wench.

Can I be Batman?

Batman's a puss. Lobo could kick his ass. You can be our Captain of Artillery and SHOOT THEM DOWN IN A FREE FIRE ZONE WITH YOUR M-16!

Dodens, you are declared Thrashkeeper of the UM Metal Inquisition, and Jean-Pierre is our Master Defenestrator.

 

[skeptik]

Fuck, I'm game.

LISTEN TO HYPNOSIA MOTHERFUCKERS.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

We need a banner or something.

 

[skeptik]

Make sure it's 501x201 and has at least 5 inverted crosses and a swastika.

 

[Doomwatcher]

Haha, i wonder where GoD would fit within the Inquisition.

 

[skeptik]

Good god...entirely out of the question. He has little to no respect for power/speed/thrash/trad. He wouldn't be allowed to be beaten at a distance with the flaming heads of peasants launched by catapult.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Bahahahahahah, I forgot all about that. It's hilarious for reasons only GoD, BJP and possibly Dodens understand.

In any case, he fails to worship Judas Priest, Overkill and Virgin Steele in sufficient quantities, so the Metal Inquisition delivers unto him a mighty "BAH!"

 

[Doomwatcher]

The only power/thrash/speed I can enjoy(or tolerate even) are early Fates Warning, Kreator, Sodom, early Sepultura and Dark Angel.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Ever tried Helstar?

 

[Doomwatcher]

I've been meaning to check them out, which album would be a good place to start?

 

[skeptik]

Metal Church? JUDAS PRIEST? Iron Maiden? Virgin Steele? HELLOWEEN? GRAVE DIGGER RUNNING WILD WTF TESTAMENT MEGADETH METALLICA OVERFUCKINGKILL MOTORHEAD VENOM CELTIC FROST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGgghhg

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Remnants of War.

I'm assuming you filed Judas Priest under "trad" and thus didn't list them there. Otherwise, we're gonna have to set the Thrashkeeper loose on you.

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Wait..Master Defnestrator, eh? I'd rather have an NWOBHM throwback name, like below...I'm gonna modify it a bit more...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

That works.

 

[Life Sucks]

I like a lot of trad, thrash, and power, like most Judas Priest albums, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Sabbat, Helloween, Blind Guardian, Grave Digger, Dark Moor, Thy Majestie, Vhaldemar, early Angel Dust, Iron Savior, Sodom, Kreator, Destruction, Dark Angel, Slayer, Venom, Stormwitch..... but for some reason I just like death/black better and listen to it a bit more. So I am neither kvlt/elitist, nor Metal Inquisition material. Or, to say it in a better way, I have a broad taste in metal but death metal is my favorite.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Bahahahahahah, I forgot all about that. It's hilarious for reasons only GoD, BJP and possibly Dodens understand.

You're going down. I run things here.

You get cool-points for talking about Helstar though.

 

[skeptik]

We have....tha powa...we shall not fall. Unless we get banned, but that won't happen yet.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Steady as she goes, GoD. We're just keeping the spirit of True Heavy Fucking Metal alive here, in this environment ruled by modernity.

Hey Dodens, add "Thrashkeeper of the Metal Inquisition (UltimateMetal Chapter)" or something of the like to your sig.

 

[skeptik]

Until I think of a better one.

ON TOPIC: Judas Priest > KoRn, but not by much.

 

[no country for old wainds]

A supposed MI guy saying Judas Priest > KoRN 'but not by much'?

This should be entertaining.