I will do no such thing! I'll be drinking purely American, locally owned, operated, and brewed Ninkasi Total Domination IPA, from Eugene, OR, and it's going to kick my ass. Afterward I might indulge in a bit of Arrogant Bastard from CA. They've both been calling my name from the fridge for about a week or so. I have some Deschutes Inversion IPA from Bend, OR, to call in for backup if the need arises.
American Microbrews FTMFW!!!!