Just When You Thought (or hoped) dorian Was Dead

dude my friend, the guy with the bachelor party, his previous wife was Christian and she had a 5 year old boy when he met her ... he is a Jew.

at 8 years old, he made the kid get circumsized ... poor kid ... he was walking around like The Duke for about 2 weeks.

needless to say, this was one of the things that led to an eventual divorce.
 
Yeah and it's not CHRISTIAN either because Sweden is a "christian" country and I can safely say that NOONE has EVER been circumcised in this country*


* Exaggeration to prove a point
But really, it just doesn't exist as an option unless you're a jew, it just doesn't happen, ever
 
Yup, if there not circumsized, there not Jewish.

markgugs said:
I can't speak on the culture, just myself. I don't want my penis looking like a Shar Pei wearing a rollneck sweater is all. And I'm willing to bet most teenage girls feel the same way. :D

Actually funny thing is, most girls have told me they prefer uncircumsized.
Im rather glad I wasnt circumsized or baptized or any of that nonsense myself.
 
uncircumsized is like some exotic shit for girls ... it's like finding THE prize after going through 2 dozen boxes of Cocoa Puffs
 
yeah you can actually ask a girl something like that without boinking them

i mean it might not happen often but it's perfectly thinkable
 
markgugs said:
Ok, I was just curious. It's safe to say I've been a just a *tad* more women than you.

Nah, Im sure you have. I lived quite a promiscuous high school life, but obviously Im still quite young. I meant women in general as well though, but hell I've yet to live outside of the area I grew up in either. (i.e. redneck and Amish land)