Just When You Thought (or hoped) dorian Was Dead

lizard said:
'kay

look, I think women may have a preference, or not care...but if they're into a guy, they're not gonna take their first look at the uncut man meat and say, "yer outta here!"

Probably true, but I have no way of telling. Can't grow the ol' foreskin back, now, can I?
 
lizard said:
'kay

look, I think women may have a preference, or not care...but if they're into a guy, they're not gonna take their first look at the uncut man meat and say, "yer outta here!"
no... they're going to break out the kitchen knife!
 
I shaved off my beard once when my son was a baby and unbeknownced to me, my wife collected the hair and arranged it around his naughty bits inside his diaper...she calls me from his room, "rick, come here, quick!!"

I go in, "what's the matter?"

she pulls the diaper away and here is this six month old baby with what appears to be a thick pubey bush around his equipment!

for a split second, I was like, WTF WTF WTF
 
from my experience they like to play with it and expose the monster in the early morning hours ...
 
lizard said:
I shaved off my beard once when my son was a baby and unbeknownced to me, my wife collected the hair and arranged it around his naughty bits inside his diaper...she calls me from his room, "rick, come here, quick!!"

I go in, "what's the matter?"

she pulls the diaper away and here is this six month old baby with what appears to be a thick pubey bush around his equipment!

for a split second, I was like, WTF WTF WTF


5 stars :lol:
 
lizard said:
I shaved off my beard once when my son was a baby and unbeknownced to me, my wife collected the hair and arranged it around his naughty bits inside his diaper...she calls me from his room, "rick, come here, quick!!"

I go in, "what's the matter?"

she pulls the diaper away and here is this six month old baby with what appears to be a thick pubey bush around his equipment!

for a split second, I was like, WTF WTF WTF
haha

proof that women CAN be funny!
 
I'm just trying to warn him about the hazards of circumcision!!

in Bravo Two Zero the Iraqis who captured Andy McNabb accused him of being a jew until he dropped trou and proved he wasn't, if ya catch my drift.

point being, if you are ever captured by arab extremists, and they accuse you of being a jew, if you aren't cut, you can save yourself alot of trouble.
 
lizard said:
he was only stating what girls have told him, not that he was some kind of ace cocksman....

Thank you. I wasnt trying to prove Markgugs wrong or anything, just stating what I know from personal experience and what not.
 
I saw an episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit re: regaining foreskin.

In one example a series of heavy weights was used ......
 
Apparently the dick cheese you nasty bastards get under your foreskin isn't unhealthy. You don't have to clean that shit at all.

However, the circumcized have a lower chance of getting penile cancer.

Edit: On topic: Oh, and thanks for bringing another squalling, unneeded, life into this world, asshole.
 
Thanatopsis123 said:
Apparently the dick cheese you nasty bastards get under your foreskin isn't unhealthy. You don't have to clean that shit at all.

However, the circumcized have a lower chance of getting penile cancer.

Edit: On topic: Oh, and thanks for bringing another squalling, unneeded, life into this world, asshole.


wtf is wrong with you? you looking for a beatdown?