Just When You Thought (or hoped) dorian Was Dead

[dorian gray]

yeah, im sure youve all noticed that i havent been around for awhile but i had to observe the birth of my son saturday night. he rules. its a surreal experience but i highly recommend it if you have the means.

i knew you all were praying for me. hahahaha

 

[Krilons Resa]

congratulations man.

 

[Ellestin]

What's he called?
Can he handle a rifle yet?

 

[dorian gray]

anders.
only handguns thus far.

 

[NAD]

he rules. its a surreal experience but i highly recommend it if you have the means.

hahaha this is like a complete turnaround from the previous month.

congrats.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

kickass man!

 

[Ellestin]

Send him to Germany and let him wait til some guy asks if he's hetero, then let him answer "Hallo, ich bin Anders", and lay back for the fun.

 

[dorian gray]

umm, ok. thanks ellestin

 

[Claws of Perdition]

congrats man

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Congrats dude! That's excellent!

They were preoccupied wishing I was dead while you were away, so no worries.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Congratulations, my good man!

 

[lizard]

one of the most amazing experiences evar, the birth of a child. Congrats!!

teach him to spell his name with an umlaut!! Änders

 

[Norsemaiden]

Congratulations! May he be the first of many.

 

[Ellestin]

Congratulations! May he be the first of many.

He will love that :Spin:

 

[lurch70]

Congratulations!!!

That is awesome news ...

 

[Reign in Acai]

Congratulations Dorian! Post some pics of the little dickens.

 

[lizard]

don't get him circumcised.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

don't get him circumcised.

Yeah, subject him to an entire youth of mockery, confusion and an inability to get laid.

 

[Reign in Acai]

How would a little extra foreskin do such a thing? It's not like he'll be walking around the locker room with his wee wee hanging out saying "Look at my penis". Hence, no mockery from classmates. As for the females, what's the tastiest part of kentucky fried chicken? The skin ofcourse.

 

[lizard]

when did this culture become completely enraptured by an outdated semitic ritual which was only natural in a desert environment where there was little spare water to bathe?

what's the tastiest part of kentucky fried chicken? The skin ofcourse.