Just When You Thought (or hoped) dorian Was Dead

[Claws of Perdition]

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[dorian gray]

haha, why'd i bother checking back on this thread?

 

[Night Mare]

Congratulations man.

Now would be a good time to throw away your television and move to the countryside. How did you pick Anders as a name? Classy.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

finally back on topic.
Steer him from TV and play Autumn Auruora each night when he sleeps and the kid will turn out like NAD.. i mean...... *insert someone good here

 

[NAD]

haha

Autumn Aurora makes EXCELLENT "i'm heading off to sleep" music btw. many a night have i played that as i passed out.

 

[Night Mare]

Amen to that... in fact I have yet to find a situation in which I DON'T want to listen to Autumn Aurora...

 

[Thanatopsis123]

While having barbedwire or rolled up sandpaper inserted and then ripped from your urethra? Would you like to listen to it then?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yes, something soothing to distract me from the pain.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Were I being tortured, I don't think I'd want to listen to anything.

Edit: Or maybe I would. I can't decide and I don't want to find out.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i listened to it whilst i got my ear pierced recently, i was drunk and it bleeded everywhere [/teh gay]

 

[lizard]

I pierced my own ear. it was a drunken comedy of bloody proportions.

 

[Nico]

Uh, just thought I'd drop in to say congrats, Dorian. Hope you and the missus are very happy. Hope all three of you have a happy Christmas and/or whatever else you might celebrate. My best wishes go with you.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i listened to it whilst i got my ear pierced recently, i was drunk and it bleeded everywhere [/teh gay]

all you people talking about torture, ears, and listening to music...

(singing) stuck in the middle with you!

 

[NAD]

haha

i love doing that little backward dance for no reason sometimes.

 

[Norsemaiden]

This thread is fascinating. Most men in Britain are also uncircumcised. Apparantly "a bit of slack" is important for enjoyment.
Perhaps if men are circumcised they have less pleasure and get frustrated, and treat women worse. I think this because I know two brothers where one had to be circumcised for medical reasons and the uncircumcised one is always faithful to his wife of 17 years, wheras his circumcised brother has been with his girlfriend for 25 years and boasts about having a woman on the side for every year he has known her.

 

[lizard]

uncircumcized men are more "sensitive"

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

This thread is fascinating. Most men in Britain are also uncircumcised. Apparantly "a bit of slack" is important for enjoyment.
Perhaps if men are circumcised they have less pleasure and get frustrated, and treat women worse. I think this because I know two brothers where one had to be circumcised for medical reasons and the uncircumcised one is always faithful to his wife of 17 years, wheras his circumcised brother has been with his girlfriend for 25 years and boasts about having a woman on the side for every year he has known her.

Well I'm cut, and have enough pleasure for myself and half the fags around this joint.

Don't know about the women, but then again, that hardly matters.

 

[NAD]

yeah i got snipped when i was approx. 5 minutes old and lack of pleasure has never been an issue. unless i have a case of whisky dick of course, but i can't feel anything anywhere at that point.

 

[dorian gray]

This thread is fascinating. Most men in Britain are also uncircumcised. Apparantly "a bit of slack" is important for enjoyment.
Perhaps if men are circumcised they have less pleasure and get frustrated, and treat women worse. I think this because I know two brothers where one had to be circumcised for medical reasons and the uncircumcised one is always faithful to his wife of 17 years, wheras his circumcised brother has been with his girlfriend for 25 years and boasts about having a woman on the side for every year he has known her.

most scientific thing ive ever read. thanks norsemaiden!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Perhaps if men are circumcised they have less pleasure and get frustrated, and treat women worse.