Karen, you should be on NCIS...

Karen gets confused sometimes. Why, he visited Texas a few weeks ago. Ask Samantha, Derick and Cara all about it!

That's right.
I'm a confused lil lion sometimes.


Danny was indeed in TX! After he went to that Charity event...

(guys, remember how we always said: "oh he is at some charity event" as if
that's all they do there in Hollywood.
errr.... I mean DC)
 
Karen gets confused sometimes. Why, he visited Texas a few weeks ago. Ask Samantha, Derick and Cara all about it!

yeah, he snuck into the sleepytime gorilla museum/shaolin death squad show

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What's up with Danny's skin being all not-agreeing-with-the-lighting...?
Is he some sort of angel?
Does he emit his own glow?
Is he too old for everyone's shit?
 
He wears a thin layer of an experimental transparent film, but it only lasts 99 minutes, and costs so much to produce that they have to bribe Liam Neeson to make more, and he'll only do it for movies.
 
He makes 99 minute masks and body suits to counteract gravities, magnetic fields, and acid scars.
 
You know, that's so true. I feel so stupid because it's obvious: any picture without poo < pictures with poo.

Poo makes the picture!