KFC is FUCKING KVLT
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Kazrog
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OMFG that is awesome, sadly better and more entertaining than many real bands. My song title is "Infernally Roasted Pessimistic NecroChickens Traverse the Fjords of Sandersvania"
Wish me luck!
Wish me luck!
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Oh my GAWD!!!
That was fuggin' hilarious!!!!!!!
Was that the real singer???
That was great!
Excellent post!
That was fuggin' hilarious!!!!!!!
Was that the real singer???
That was great!
Excellent post!
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Executioner213
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I like that better than Kentucky Fried Chicken!
I wouldn't be suprised if someone tried naming it after Dimmu songs or something like "Insight And The Catharsis" and actually won.
If that happened, I think Dimmu should get the 360 and some free chicken!
I wouldn't be suprised if someone tried naming it after Dimmu songs or something like "Insight And The Catharsis" and actually won.
If that happened, I think Dimmu should get the 360 and some free chicken!
hoehlentroll
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strange thing. the kfc in our town isn't usable because of this fuckin hiphop shit they playing all the time there. and now that
smy1
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I think they are just using the comedy factor that black metal bands always bring. I mean
a) parents will shake their heads but be reminded of Kiss
b) adults between 20 and 40 will chuckle at the hideousness that is black metal posing - and like the "man, that is hot!" joke ...
c) kids may think it's really cool, just like Kiss was back in the day
All age-groups will therefore be somehow affected by a "you will probably talk about this"-commercial. Much better than one you quickly forget, isnt it?
a) parents will shake their heads but be reminded of Kiss
b) adults between 20 and 40 will chuckle at the hideousness that is black metal posing - and like the "man, that is hot!" joke ...
c) kids may think it's really cool, just like Kiss was back in the day
All age-groups will therefore be somehow affected by a "you will probably talk about this"-commercial. Much better than one you quickly forget, isnt it?
Executioner213
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I've found that, just like any other garbage food poisoning restaurant, that they arent all the same everywhere. Some of that has to do with the quality of employees there. I've known people that like thier McJob, and the swill there is ok...if you can tell thy could give a fukk about being there, then you know they don't give a fukk about you or what you expect the food to taste like.
The KFC in my town isn't very great either. A trick with most KFC's is if you are really in the mood for a lot of chicken, go within the hour they close. They have to throw everything away, so they like to hook people up. Works great if you have to throw a party at the last minute.
uke:
The KFC in my town isn't very great either. A trick with most KFC's is if you are really in the mood for a lot of chicken, go within the hour they close. They have to throw everything away, so they like to hook people up. Works great if you have to throw a party at the last minute.
uke:
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lol yeh i know exactly what you mean employees that dont care about their job generally make shity food. although my brother had a mcjob for a while so id go in a get free food an shit did he make the stuff taste good, but then again me also spend time making the burgers an shit just right not just toss it on a bun an serve it to ya. He made a burger he called the McEverything which he would put on a couple burgers some crispy chicken burgers an all this other shit on an sell it to his buds for the same price as double cheese burger.
Haha, wow Smy, way to suck all the humor out of it. And I freakin' thought it was hysterical, and while black metal may be funny to those of us metalheads who actually know what it is, it's hardly what I'd consider mainstream comedy, so I'm glad to see it popping up in a KFC commercial as long as they keep all of the stereotypes both visually, with the nail gauntlets and corpse-paint (though more like clown white in the case of the singer); and musically, with the riffage and especially the "ahhhhh" keyboard choir part.
And Waterboy, to answer your question, part of the whole black metal scene is to describe your music as "TRVE" or "TR00" and "KVLT" (cult) - just another one of the hilarious aspects of the scene as a whole. And I do believe they're a joke band.
And Waterboy, to answer your question, part of the whole black metal scene is to describe your music as "TRVE" or "TR00" and "KVLT" (cult) - just another one of the hilarious aspects of the scene as a whole. And I do believe they're a joke band.
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Fuentealba
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Wow! Even though it's tongue in cheek, KFC is taking a big risk pissing off the bullshit bible thumpers and their investors with this one. Fuckin A!! The official fried chicken of metal!
