Kim Jong Il says "We gooks with nukes! GOOKS WITH NUKES!!!"

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North Korea Says It Has Nuclear Weapons

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=1&u=/ap/20050210/ap_on_re_as/nkorea_nuclear_13

By SANG-HUN CHOE, Associated Press Writer

SEOUL, South Korea - North Korea (news - web sites) announced for the first time Thursday it has nuclear weapons, and it rejected moves to restart disarmament talks anytime soon, saying the bombs are protection against an increasingly hostile United States.

The communist state's statement dramatically raised the stakes in the 2-year-old nuclear confrontation and posed a grave challenge to President Bush (news - web sites), who started his second term with a vow to end North Korea's nuclear program through six-nation talks.

"We ... have manufactured nukes for self-defense to cope with the Bush administration's evermore undisguised policy to isolate and stifle the (North)," the North Korean Foreign Ministry said in a statement carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency. The news agency used the colloquial term "nukes" in its English-language account.

The claim could not be independently verified. North Korea expelled the last U.N. nuclear monitors in late 2002. It is not known to have tested an atomic bomb, although international officials have long suspected it has one or two nuclear weapons.

The CIA (news - web sites) has estimated that with a highly enriched uranium weapons program and the use of sophisticated high-speed centrifuges, North Korea could be making more. Some analysts and observers have put the estimate at six to eight.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (news - web sites) said the North had no reason to believe the United States would attack.

"The North Koreans have been told by the president of the United States that the United States has no intention of attacking or invading North Korea," Rice said in Luxembourg. "There is a path for the North Koreans that would put them in a more reasonable relationship with the rest of the world.

"Let's see what the North Koreans do down the road," Rice told reporters on the flight home. "Everybody is urging them to get back to the talks."

Traveling with Bush to North Carolina, White House press secretary Scott McClellan said the statement from North Korea was "rhetoric we've heard before."

"We remain committed to the six-party talks. We remain committed to a peaceful diplomatic resolution to the nuclear issue with regards to North Korea," he said.

Previously, North Korea told international negotiators in closed-door talks that it had nuclear weapons and might test one of them, South Korean officials say. The North's U.N. envoy said last year the country had "weaponized" plutonium from its pool of 8,000 nuclear spent fuel rods. Those rods contained enough plutonium for several bombs.

But Thursday's statement was North Korea's first public announcement that it has nuclear weapons.

North Korea said Thursday its "nuclear weapons will remain (a) nuclear deterrent for self-defense under any circumstances."

It said Washington's alleged attempt to topple the North's regime "compels us to take a measure to bolster its nuclear weapons arsenal in order to protect the ideology, system, freedom and democracy chosen by its people."

Since 2003, the United States, the two Koreas, China, Japan and Russia have held three rounds of talks in Beijing aimed at persuading the North to abandon nuclear weapons development in return for economic and diplomatic rewards. No significant progress has been made.

A fourth round scheduled for September 2004 was canceled when North Korea refused to attend, citing what it called a "hostile" U.S. policy.

"After its previous claims had failed to draw enough attention, North Korea now seeks to make people take it more seriously, create an atmosphere of crisis and make its negotiating partners pay more in order to persuade it to give up its nuclear capabilities," a senior South Korean official said on condition of anonymity.



South Korea (news - web sites) said Thursday the North's decision to stay away from talks was "seriously regrettable," and it repeated its previous estimate that Pyongyang has enough plutonium to build one or two nuclear bombs.

"We once again urge North Korea to rejoin the six-party talks without conditions so that it can discuss whatever differences it has with the United States and other participants," South Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman Lee Kyu-hyung said. "We express our strong concern with the North Korean statement that it has nuclear weapons and we again declare our stance that we will never tolerate North Korea possessing nuclear weapons."

In London, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan (news - web sites) also urged North Korea to rejoin the talks, and he asked the other five nations to help.

"I expect that with efforts by the other countries involved, North Korea could be brought back to the table," Annan said.

Russia's Foreign Ministry said that while it respects North Korea's concerns about its safety, it criticized Pyongyang's statement and strongly urged a return to the talks. North Korea's move "can only cause regret," the ministry said, adding that Moscow believes "that the problem should be resolved through negotiations rather than arms race, especially nuclear arms race."

The Chinese Foreign Ministry (news - web sites)'s chief spokesman, Kong Quan, said in a statement on the ministry's Web site that Beijing hopes the six-nation talks will continue.

"We consistently advocate the denuclearization of the Korean peninsula and the preservation of the peninsula's peace and stability," the statement said.

In recent weeks, hopes had risen that North Korea might return to the six-nation talks, especially after Bush refrained from any direct criticism of North Korea when he started his second term last month. During his first term, Bush said North Korea was part of an "axis of evil" with Iran and prewar Iraq (news - web sites).

On Thursday, North Korea said it decided not to rejoin such talks anytime soon after studying Bush's inaugural and State of the Union speeches and after Rice labeled North Korea one of the "outposts of tyranny."

"We have wanted the six-party talks but we are compelled to suspend our participation in the talks for an indefinite period till we have recognized that there is justification for us to attend the talks and there are ample conditions and atmosphere to expect positive results from the talks," the North Korean Foreign Ministry said.

Still, North Korea said it retained its "principled stand to solve the issue through dialogue and negotiations and its ultimate goal to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula remain unchanged."

Such a comment has widely been interpreted as a negotiating tactic to get more economic and diplomatic concessions from the United States before joining any crucial talks. North Korea wants economic compensation and security guarantees in return for abandoning its nuclear pursuit.

For months, it has lashed out at what it calls U.S. attempts to demolish the regime of leader Kim Jong Il and meddle in the human rights situation in the North. Washington has said it wants to resolve the nuclear talks through dialogue.

In his inaugural speech, Bush vowed that his new administration would not shrink from "the great objective of ending tyranny" around the globe.

In his State of the Union address, Bush only mentioned North Korea once, saying Washington was "working closely with governments in Asia to convince North Korea to abandon its nuclear ambitions."

Last week, Michael Green, the National Security Council's senior director for Asian affairs, visited the region to relay Bush's desire to restart the diplomatic process to the leaders of China, South Korea and Japan.

The nuclear crisis began in 2002 when U.S. officials accused North Korea of running a secret uranium-enrichment program in violation of international treaties. Washington and its allies cut off free fuel oil shipments delivered to the impoverished country under a 1994 deal with the United States.

North Korea retaliated by quitting the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty in early 2003 and restarting its plutonium-based nuclear weapons program, which had been frozen under the 1994 agreement.
 
We knew they had nukes, they were parading them up and down the street. We had satellite imagery, they didn't even try to hide the warheads. Now they have media press releases explaining that they have nuclear weapons because they see the US as a threat, hahaha!

The question is, will we now build an army of clones and send them into gook central armed only with harsh language and jedi yo-yo's.
 
"American imperialist running dogs, we will defeat you with our nuclear arsenal, cleverly hidden in my hair."
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Pyrus said:
This is why I stopped reading the newspaper. Well, that and my increasing addiction to World of Warcraft.

What server are you on? I'm on Elune, I hope you are too so I can bother you.
 
hahahaha

Demilich yes, that is exactly why I haven't purchased World of Warcraft even though everyone says it's addicting. Meh, last high profile game I bought was Unreal Tournament 2004, and while I like it a lot, I play it like 10 times a year.
 
More meaningless bull from the master of the obvious (Rumsfeld, duh):

"One has to worry about weapons of that power in leadership of that nature. ... I don't think anyone would characterize the leadership in that country as being restrained."
 
Pyrus said:
I really hadn't played any computer games regularly for years until buying WoW. Now I CAN'T FUCKING STOP PLAYING.

Excuse me. I need to go hit level 56 and max out my Eviscerate.

I started two weeks ago. Level 18 dwarf hunter.
 
In a message sent to company executives, the hacker group calling itself the Guardians of Peace has given Sony Pictures Entertainment the go-ahead to release the film The Interview—with some minor caveats. First of all, ENDING SPOILER they want any death scene for Kim Jong-un dropped from the film.

"This is GOP. You have suffered through enough threats," the message, which was also posted to Pastebin, read. "The interview may release now. But be careful. September 11 may happen again if you don't comply with the rules: Rule #1: no death scene of Kim Jong Un being too happy; Rule #2: do not test us again ; Rule #3: if you make anything else, we will be here ready to fight."



:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
As ridiculous as it all is, I'm pretty pissed off about the outcome. The movie looks abysmal, but caving into that garbage is weak beyond all belief.

Fuck censorship.
 
In light of the Sony announcement, adult film studio Hustler Video announced in December 2014, that it had plans to produce a parody version of the film, This Ain’t The Interview XXX, which will also center on two civilians enlisted by the CIA to assassinate the leader of North Korea. Hustler founder and chairman Larry Flynt stated, "If Kim Jong-un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we’re going to make. I’ve spent a lifetime fighting for the First Amendment, and no foreign dictator is going to take away my right to free speech.” Production is expected to begin in the first quarter of 2015.
Fuck yes, someone with some god damn balls! :mad: :kickass:
 
As ridiculous as it all is, I'm pretty pissed off about the outcome. The movie looks abysmal, but caving into that garbage is weak beyond all belief.

Fuck censorship.

Indeed. It sets a dangerous precedent.