Kittens are not metal

What do you mean kitties aren't metal? My 8 pound cat wraps her arms around a 111 pound rottweiler's head and gnaws on it like something out of night of the living dead everytime he annoys her. When was the last time your big, tough, metal ass tried to take on a rott, huh? Kitties are more metal than you!
 
The people who usually say "this is metal, this is not" have a life span of between 15 to 18 years and basically don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, no matter how many metal shirts they own or how long their hair is. You can almost smell the poser exuding from them.
 
Yes but I'm not talking about m00s. M00s is a cool guy with a wickedly sharp sense of humor...

Plus, M00s doesn't "usually" say those things. He usually says really off-the-wall things that go over most people's heads. Very nice, dry sense of humor.
 
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