Tom Loves Lith says:mate! there's a koala in the billabong!
Tom Loves Lith says:
Tom Loves Lith says:*goes away*
Spike says:What the fuck would a Koala be diong IN a billabong.... Koala's DON'T SWIM!
Tom Loves Lith says:it's dead, stupidface
Spike says:Doesn't change the fact that he CAN'T SWIM!
Spike says:Never woulda gone near a billabong in the first place
Tom Loves Lith says:it wasn't TRYING to swim, it thought there was food in the billabong, BUT THERE WASN'T
Tom Loves Lith says:AND THEN IT COULDN'T GET OUT AND IT WAS LIKE 'AAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T SWIM' AND THEN IT DIED
Tom Loves Lith says:YOU IDIOT
Tom Loves Lith says:YOU KNOW NOTHING
Tom Loves Lith says:you're like this guy who's like 'omg I don't know anything' and he's like you
Spike says:So the Koala (which nature never intended to swim) made it all the way OUT onto the surface of the billabong before it realised that darwin had other plans for it?
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:It doesn't know anything about Darwin you fool. It just swam anyway
Spike says:So you're not only saying that Koala's can't swim (which is obvious) but they are also one of the STUPIDEST creatures in teh existance cos they don't realise they can't swim until they are DROWING beyond saving.... in spite of the fact that Koala's spend 99% of their lives UP A TREE (Eucalyptus to be precise)?
Tom Loves Lith says:No, you silly, silly person. Koala's can't swim, but under certain circumstances they CAN swim. This koala DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WATER but then it realised and then began to swim instinctaneously. This koala FELL OUT of his tree and seeked REFUGE and FOOD in the billabong. IDIOT.
Spike says:So what you're saying is... you're GAY?
Tom Loves Lith says: only on fridays when I become shirley
Spike says:Now you're being Contradictory!
Spike says:It can but it can't?
Spike says:And you're saying this Koala FLEW between the tree and the Billabong!!?
Spike says:KOALA'S CAN'T FLY!
Tom Loves Lith says:the tree is IN the billabong
Tom Loves Lith says:ARE YOU INSANE?!
Spike says:BIrds do that
Spike says:So the tree is underwater?
Tom Loves Lith says:oh my goodness, you are incredibly stupid
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:IT'S JUST BIG
Spike says:So do possums... and gliders
Tom Loves Lith says:THE TOP HALF OF IT IS OUT OF THE WATER
Tom Loves Lith says:UGH
Spike says:well, I suppose they just 'glide' really.....
Spike says:Not so much as fly
Tom Loves Lith says:SHUT UP
Tom Loves Lith says:you're missing the point
Tom Loves Lith says:the koala is ABOVE the water already
Tom Loves Lith says:and he jumps in
Spike says:You don';t even know what a 'bong looks like, do you?
Tom Loves Lith says:'cause he thinks 'this tree ain't got no life for me'
Tom Loves Lith says:I do
Spike says:So Koala's are freestyle divers now!!?
Tom Loves Lith says:I didn't SAY it was a GOOD dive
Tom Loves Lith says:more of a belly flop
Spike says:That's not much of a dive now is it.
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:I never said the word 'dive'
Tom Loves Lith says:I said JUMPS
Tom loves Lith says:Koala's can't dive
Tom Loves Lith says:next you'll be saying they were goggles or something
Tom Loves Lith says:wear
Tom Loves Lith says:fokdasfo
Spike says:The funny thing is, all the other Koala's who are watching the first guy.. and watch him drown, don't learn the lesson... and for eternities to come... Koala's keep dying in this untimely fashion
Spike says:Perhaps your Koala was suicidal>
Tom Loves Lith says:HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!
Tom Loves Lith says:this only happened TODAY
Tom Loves Lith says:can you see into the future?!
Spike says:I think they would have learnt not to drown in billabongs across the genreations (Darwin pop's up his stinky head again)
Spike says:So this is the FIRST Koala in recorded history to attempt to 'swim'?
Tom Loves Lith says:THEY HAVE LEARNT
Tom Loves Lith says:but
Tom Loves Lith says:this one has genetic flaws
Spike says:But they only learnt today
Spike says:for the first time?
Tom Loves Lith says:THIS ONE
Tom Loves Lith says:has GENETIC
Tom Loves Lith says:FLAWs
Spike says:Perhaps they are just forgetful
Spike says:But Koala's can't swim
Spike says:So it's not a flaw
Tom Loves Lith says:IT IS
Spike says:it's not like all the other Koala's were backstroking in the billabong... and teasing this one Koala to come down
Tom Loves Lith says:the koala THOUGHT IT COULD SWIM
Tom Loves Lith says:no
Tom Loves Lith says:I mean
Spike says:Why?
Tom Loves Lith says:the KOALA COULD SWIM
Tom Loves Lith says:oh, you bloody idiot
Spike says:No it couldn't
Tom Loves Lith says:the OTHER KOALAS BULLIED HIM
Tom Loves Lith says:THATS WHY HE LEFT
Spike says:Was it a SPECIAL Koala?
Tom Loves Lith says:HE WANTED TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE
Tom Loves Lith says:HE THOUHT HE COULD SURVIVE
Tom Loves Lith says:thouht
Tom Loves Lith says:thought
Tom Loves Lith says:
Spike says:was it the first Koala to 'evolve' to a point where it could swim?
Tom Loves Lith says:IT COULD ALWAYS SWIM
Spike says:....seeing as he drowned... then I guess he wasn't then, was he?
Tom Loves Lith says:BUT EVOLUTION TOLD THEM NOT TO
Spike says:But it didn't
Tom Loves Lith says:He only drowned because he got lost and died
Spike says:What's evolution have to do with any of this?
Spike says:It's not like 'evolution' lurks over every Koala's shoulder all the time saying, "You shouldn't do that" *Shakes finger*
Tom Loves Lith says:what do you think evolution is? a type of lettuce?! OF COURSE IT DOES THAT
Tom Loves Lith says:IT wears a mask
Tom Loves Lith says:and has a scythe
Spike says:I thought that was 'Death'?
Tom Loves Lith says:oh
Tom Loves Lith says:
Spike says:So death TOLD it to swim.... when it couldn't?
Spike says:Well that makes sense... cos then the Koala would have dies, which is EXACTLY what death would have wanted
Spike says:it would appear that you are right after all.
Tom Loves Lith says:
Tom Loves Lith says:I told you
Tom Loves Lith says:I was right
Tom Loves Lith says:I just got the name muddled up
Tom Loves Lith says:I owned you
Tom Loves Lith says:this is pure ownage
Spike says:No, you told me KOALA'S could SWIM!
Tom Loves Lith says:THEY CAN
Tom Loves Lith says:but then they die
Spike says:Where's as, THIS KOALA THOUGHT it could swim
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:it DID swim
Spike says:And you call that 'swimming'?
Tom loves Lith says:for a little whil
Tom Loves Lith says:e
Tom Loves Lith says:then it died
Tom Loves Lith says:'cause it got cold
Spike says:I think they call that ' floating'
Spike says:in AUSTRALIA!?
Spike says:COLD!
Spike says:HA!
Tom Loves Lith says:IN THE WATER IT WAS COLD
Tom Loves Lith says:it got hypothermia
Spike says:No it's not
Tom Loves Lith says:or however you spell it
Tom Loves Lith says:it is if you go deep down
Spike says:That's the kinda stuff you get in SCANDANAVIA!
Spike says:Was it a Scandanavian Koala?
Spike says:If it was THAT deep down, I think it would be safe to say it was drowing already.
Spike says:Unless of course is had Gills
Spike says:Or big lungs like a whale
Spike says:or a scuba tank.
Spike says:DID this Koala have a scuba tank?
Spike says:Well?
Spike says:How's about we 'agree to disagree' eh?
Tom Loves Lith says:or....how about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.
Spike says:[agent smith]but how are you going to make your phone call.......if, you are unable to... SPEAK?[/agent smith]
Spike says:Are we done here?
Tom Loves Lith says:[Keanu Reeves]I can speak. you silly goose. how about you go get me an orange and we can play some harmonica together[/Keanu Reeves]
Tom Loves Lith says:yeah....we're done
Spike says:Re Last Comment: You win. *Bows*That is all.
Spike says:
End.
Tom Loves Lith says:Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. I AM A BIG FLAMING HOMO.
Spike
P.S. OK, perhaps I made that last line up....
Tom Loves Lith says:
Tom Loves Lith says:*goes away*
Spike says:What the fuck would a Koala be diong IN a billabong.... Koala's DON'T SWIM!
Tom Loves Lith says:it's dead, stupidface
Spike says:Doesn't change the fact that he CAN'T SWIM!
Spike says:Never woulda gone near a billabong in the first place
Tom Loves Lith says:it wasn't TRYING to swim, it thought there was food in the billabong, BUT THERE WASN'T
Tom Loves Lith says:AND THEN IT COULDN'T GET OUT AND IT WAS LIKE 'AAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T SWIM' AND THEN IT DIED
Tom Loves Lith says:YOU IDIOT
Tom Loves Lith says:YOU KNOW NOTHING
Tom Loves Lith says:you're like this guy who's like 'omg I don't know anything' and he's like you
Spike says:So the Koala (which nature never intended to swim) made it all the way OUT onto the surface of the billabong before it realised that darwin had other plans for it?
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:It doesn't know anything about Darwin you fool. It just swam anyway
Spike says:So you're not only saying that Koala's can't swim (which is obvious) but they are also one of the STUPIDEST creatures in teh existance cos they don't realise they can't swim until they are DROWING beyond saving.... in spite of the fact that Koala's spend 99% of their lives UP A TREE (Eucalyptus to be precise)?
Tom Loves Lith says:No, you silly, silly person. Koala's can't swim, but under certain circumstances they CAN swim. This koala DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS WATER but then it realised and then began to swim instinctaneously. This koala FELL OUT of his tree and seeked REFUGE and FOOD in the billabong. IDIOT.
Spike says:So what you're saying is... you're GAY?
Tom Loves Lith says: only on fridays when I become shirley
Spike says:Now you're being Contradictory!
Spike says:It can but it can't?
Spike says:And you're saying this Koala FLEW between the tree and the Billabong!!?
Spike says:KOALA'S CAN'T FLY!
Tom Loves Lith says:the tree is IN the billabong
Tom Loves Lith says:ARE YOU INSANE?!
Spike says:BIrds do that
Spike says:So the tree is underwater?
Tom Loves Lith says:oh my goodness, you are incredibly stupid
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:IT'S JUST BIG
Spike says:So do possums... and gliders
Tom Loves Lith says:THE TOP HALF OF IT IS OUT OF THE WATER
Tom Loves Lith says:UGH
Spike says:well, I suppose they just 'glide' really.....
Spike says:Not so much as fly
Tom Loves Lith says:SHUT UP
Tom Loves Lith says:you're missing the point
Tom Loves Lith says:the koala is ABOVE the water already
Tom Loves Lith says:and he jumps in
Spike says:You don';t even know what a 'bong looks like, do you?
Tom Loves Lith says:'cause he thinks 'this tree ain't got no life for me'
Tom Loves Lith says:I do
Spike says:So Koala's are freestyle divers now!!?
Tom Loves Lith says:I didn't SAY it was a GOOD dive
Tom Loves Lith says:more of a belly flop
Spike says:That's not much of a dive now is it.
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:I never said the word 'dive'
Tom Loves Lith says:I said JUMPS
Tom loves Lith says:Koala's can't dive
Tom Loves Lith says:next you'll be saying they were goggles or something
Tom Loves Lith says:wear
Tom Loves Lith says:fokdasfo
Spike says:The funny thing is, all the other Koala's who are watching the first guy.. and watch him drown, don't learn the lesson... and for eternities to come... Koala's keep dying in this untimely fashion
Spike says:Perhaps your Koala was suicidal>
Tom Loves Lith says:HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?!
Tom Loves Lith says:this only happened TODAY
Tom Loves Lith says:can you see into the future?!
Spike says:I think they would have learnt not to drown in billabongs across the genreations (Darwin pop's up his stinky head again)
Spike says:So this is the FIRST Koala in recorded history to attempt to 'swim'?
Tom Loves Lith says:THEY HAVE LEARNT
Tom Loves Lith says:but
Tom Loves Lith says:this one has genetic flaws
Spike says:But they only learnt today
Spike says:for the first time?
Tom Loves Lith says:THIS ONE
Tom Loves Lith says:has GENETIC
Tom Loves Lith says:FLAWs
Spike says:Perhaps they are just forgetful
Spike says:But Koala's can't swim
Spike says:So it's not a flaw
Tom Loves Lith says:IT IS
Spike says:it's not like all the other Koala's were backstroking in the billabong... and teasing this one Koala to come down
Tom Loves Lith says:the koala THOUGHT IT COULD SWIM
Tom Loves Lith says:no
Tom Loves Lith says:I mean
Spike says:Why?
Tom Loves Lith says:the KOALA COULD SWIM
Tom Loves Lith says:oh, you bloody idiot
Spike says:No it couldn't
Tom Loves Lith says:the OTHER KOALAS BULLIED HIM
Tom Loves Lith says:THATS WHY HE LEFT
Spike says:Was it a SPECIAL Koala?
Tom Loves Lith says:HE WANTED TO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE
Tom Loves Lith says:HE THOUHT HE COULD SURVIVE
Tom Loves Lith says:thouht
Tom Loves Lith says:thought
Tom Loves Lith says:
Spike says:was it the first Koala to 'evolve' to a point where it could swim?
Tom Loves Lith says:IT COULD ALWAYS SWIM
Spike says:....seeing as he drowned... then I guess he wasn't then, was he?
Tom Loves Lith says:BUT EVOLUTION TOLD THEM NOT TO
Spike says:But it didn't
Tom Loves Lith says:He only drowned because he got lost and died
Spike says:What's evolution have to do with any of this?
Spike says:It's not like 'evolution' lurks over every Koala's shoulder all the time saying, "You shouldn't do that" *Shakes finger*
Tom Loves Lith says:what do you think evolution is? a type of lettuce?! OF COURSE IT DOES THAT
Tom Loves Lith says:IT wears a mask
Tom Loves Lith says:and has a scythe
Spike says:I thought that was 'Death'?
Tom Loves Lith says:oh
Tom Loves Lith says:
Spike says:So death TOLD it to swim.... when it couldn't?
Spike says:Well that makes sense... cos then the Koala would have dies, which is EXACTLY what death would have wanted
Spike says:it would appear that you are right after all.
Tom Loves Lith says:
Tom Loves Lith says:I told you
Tom Loves Lith says:I was right
Tom Loves Lith says:I just got the name muddled up
Tom Loves Lith says:I owned you
Tom Loves Lith says:this is pure ownage
Spike says:No, you told me KOALA'S could SWIM!
Tom Loves Lith says:THEY CAN
Tom Loves Lith says:but then they die
Spike says:Where's as, THIS KOALA THOUGHT it could swim
Tom Loves Lith says:NO
Tom Loves Lith says:it DID swim
Spike says:And you call that 'swimming'?
Tom loves Lith says:for a little whil
Tom Loves Lith says:e
Tom Loves Lith says:then it died
Tom Loves Lith says:'cause it got cold
Spike says:I think they call that ' floating'
Spike says:in AUSTRALIA!?
Spike says:COLD!
Spike says:HA!
Tom Loves Lith says:IN THE WATER IT WAS COLD
Tom Loves Lith says:it got hypothermia
Spike says:No it's not
Tom Loves Lith says:or however you spell it
Tom Loves Lith says:it is if you go deep down
Spike says:That's the kinda stuff you get in SCANDANAVIA!
Spike says:Was it a Scandanavian Koala?
Spike says:If it was THAT deep down, I think it would be safe to say it was drowing already.
Spike says:Unless of course is had Gills
Spike says:Or big lungs like a whale
Spike says:or a scuba tank.
Spike says:DID this Koala have a scuba tank?
Spike says:Well?
Spike says:How's about we 'agree to disagree' eh?
Tom Loves Lith says:or....how about I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.
Spike says:[agent smith]but how are you going to make your phone call.......if, you are unable to... SPEAK?[/agent smith]
Spike says:Are we done here?
Tom Loves Lith says:[Keanu Reeves]I can speak. you silly goose. how about you go get me an orange and we can play some harmonica together[/Keanu Reeves]
Tom Loves Lith says:yeah....we're done
Spike says:Re Last Comment: You win. *Bows*That is all.
Spike says:
End.
Tom Loves Lith says:Oh yeah, I nearly forgot. I AM A BIG FLAMING HOMO.
Spike
P.S. OK, perhaps I made that last line up....
