Lance Armstrong Interrogated by French Police

[Yetti]

Lance Armstrong's record-setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour legacy, may now be tarnished beyond repair. Armstrong is again being interrogated by French police after three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room during a post-Tour vacation.

The three substances in question are toothpaste, deodorant and soap, all of which have been banned in France for more than 75 years.

French authorities also searched Armstrong and found something else they had never seen before, a backbone.

 

[-Gavin-]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

 

[Taliesin]

Hohoho

All of the Bike Pros are doped so what's the point? Pretending Armstrong is innocent is just as stupid as this pseudo-search for proof though.
Well.. nothing more entertaining than a good witchhunt!

 

[Turbo]

thats great!!!!!!!!

 

[Lanterns]

Lame.

 

[Ralf]

Well, it's always like that. They have to fuck every hero. That man is a fuckin icon to lots of people, they should just leave him be out of respect.

 

[DoodgeGant]

Hohoho

All of the Bike Pros are doped so what's the point? Pretending Armstrong is innocent is just as stupid as this pseudo-search for proof though.
Well.. nothing more entertaining than a good witchhunt!

But he is innocent, he's been blamed before.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

³

 

[Bastard child]

The three substances in question are toothpaste, deodorant and soap, all of which have been banned in France for more than 75 years.

 

[Taliesin]

But he is innocent, he's been blamed before.

Awww... a can of reality here please

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Quit smoking crack! Bad Yetti, bad!

 

[-Rivfader-]

 

[PanzerKunt]

I fucking hate cyclists, gtfout of the road you cunts

 

[Necrö]

actually there's nothing that i care less about than cyclists

 

[PanzerKunt]

then you probably havent met 6574723 of them blocking the road!

 

[Peti]

ply in a tank \m/